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Norithics

Weird dream

In the dream, there was a contest being held by the makers of Penny Arcade, over who could suggest the most delicious flavor of pop-tart. I apparently forgot about this, because the very next day, my flavor won (some kind of strawberry/cranberry mix? with white icing and red/purple sprinkle things) and the deal was that they would actually make those pop-tarts. But try as I might, I couldn't find any. Everywhere I went, people would tell me how delicious those pop-tarts were, but I couldn't find them anywhere- just pop-tart shaped holes in all grocery shelves where they should've been.

FUCK YOU THOSE WERE BASICALLY MY POP-TARTS AND YOU ALL ATE THEM.

In other news, Partners is a liiittle slow-going in the writing department, so the next update might be uploaded on the monthly pattern instead of the crazy bi-monthly one I've been doing.
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
 
Seth65
6 years, 4 months ago
At least yours has a semblance of sense. Most of my dreams are just random nonsense.
ElfenSciuridae
6 years, 4 months ago
Better than a fire hydrant catching up to your racing car telling to to wake up.

That was not my dream - it was a dream my friend had and the end result when I had to wake him up.

But interesting. My favorite poptart is Cherry poptarts without the frosted icing on it. I know how you feel - I CANT FIND THEM ANYWHERE!!!!!!!
Milkie
6 years, 4 months ago
Sounds like you suggested the... normal strawberry flavour, but changed the colour of the sprinkles.

You should get yourself some pop tarts.
Norithics
6 years, 4 months ago
But somehow it was different. Like, they supposedly tasted really tart.
It was weird.
sammm
6 years, 4 months ago
Sounds delicious.   :)
GeckosFancies
6 years, 4 months ago
Sounds like one of those dreams that make perfect (if aggravating) sense until you wake up. XD
sedkitty
6 years, 4 months ago
I eat your poptarts.  I eat them up. :9
Norithics
6 years, 4 months ago
THAT SCOTE'S A BLOODY TRAITOR
rick2tails
6 years, 4 months ago
and wash them down with a milkshake!
Incaros
6 years, 4 months ago
.....-looks at him, with an uncooked poptart in his hand, a big bite out of it. Sticks out bottom lip and looks like he was about to cry- B...b...but I was hungry!
Saglinger
6 years, 4 months ago
But;  don't eat pop tarts.
Eviscerator
6 years, 4 months ago
You go through all the work of conceptualizing a creation..and everyone else just consumes it all up.

Without compensating you.

Naturally, anyone raised in a capitalist economy would be scandalized.
Oogzie
6 years, 4 months ago
Huh. See, I could swear I had some dream SORTA like that, sans contest part. The whole "goddamnit, I want this, and everyone else has it" for .. some sort of drink, it was.
xolroc
6 years, 4 months ago
NO POPTART FOR YOU
Shokuji
6 years, 4 months ago
X3
doppelganger
6 years, 4 months ago
In my own opinion, my dreams are the thoughts of my subconscious.

If you don't mind let me try to understand what your dream means, people usually disagree with at least one symbol interpretation. Since you won the contest maybe your feeling more self confident. The denial of your pastry could mean your not getting something in life. An easy to prepare pastry with icing, sprinkles could represent pleasure, enjoyment.

Here's a food dreams article http://www.thedailymeal.com/interpreting-food-dreams
Norithics
6 years, 4 months ago
I recently went to a job interview and aced it, much as my job interviews tend to go. But I still remain unemployed. I'm very confident in myself, but nobody wants to hire me. It's left me exasperated. :V
doppelganger
6 years, 4 months ago
With this extra information it seems like your dream is in plain english doesn't it.

Interpretations aside, is there something holding you back? Like not enough work experience, certificates or degrees?

I wish you luck =)
Norithics
6 years, 4 months ago
Certificates and degrees would only hurt the positions I've applied for, unfortunately.

And work experience? I worked for 7 years at the same company, rising to management on a combination of outperforming every other employee and instituting tutorials, processes and mindsets that changed the company for the better, all at a younger age than anyone ever had there. They thanked me by laying me off for no given reason.

So, I just cannot imagine it's work experience. I have actual physical awards they gave me for this stuff.
doppelganger
6 years, 4 months ago
Except for the mysterious lay off you seem like a very desirable employee. This is odd. I can see how this would bother you. Well you'll eventually find something, good luck :)
Rikmach
6 years, 3 months ago
It's probably some political bullshit rationalization.  "We need to save money, who hasn't kissed enough ass around here?"
honiberri
6 years, 4 months ago
I have eaten
The pop-tarts
That were in
your subconscious

and which
you had received
from Tycho
and Gabe

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so diuretic
threyon
6 years, 4 months ago
*blinks, with half-eaten pop-tart hanging out of his mouth* o_o
Rakaziel
6 years, 4 months ago
You want your creations to be appreciated but you are afraid that people will only appreciate your creations and not you. At least that would be my first interpretation. Or you simply had a craving for pop-tarts while you slept. Maybe you have a nutrition imbalance and should eat more strawberries or cranberries.
DevasiaMentality
6 years, 4 months ago
I have a wide variety of dreams that I can never remember and don't care enough to analyze... unless what happens in the dream repeats itself in real life, then it scares me a bit...
overfiend87
6 years, 3 months ago
I have very weird dreams lol.
Rikmach
6 years, 3 months ago
You know, I just want to know how Gabe and Tycho got involved in a Pop-Tart making contest.  *That* story has to be epic.
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