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Whippy

Real cricket vengance part II

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I just laid down to go to sleep thinking all was well when....chirp chirp chirp....

This time I pulled the sheetrock even further back to where i could stick my hand inside and pull it back even more. And what do you know to my surprise, there's a cricket right there clinging to the insulation!!!

Hoisting my trusty bottle of bug poison, I sprayed him good. I made him look white instead of black lol. Then after that, I took a sandal, swatted him off the wall and onto the floor where it just wiggled around. Then...finally, I slapped my sandal down hard on that little fucker. Like 5 times lol!!! Then I looked under the sandal just to make sure the thing was in multiple unmoving peices.

My wall looks like hell now, but at least I have easy access if another one of those things comes back.
Yes, I'm a furry, I love animals. Insects...totally different story. I enjoyed killing that bug way too much after it tortured me all freaking day. Gods....squishing that thing was like some kinda dark orgasm HAHAHA!!!

edit: If anyone knows how to get the song 'super freak' out of one's head, I'm open to suggestions. *rolls around laughing as he watches the music video for the first time.
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Added: 6 years, 3 months ago
 
ScottyKat
6 years, 3 months ago
bunny head got bug on brain. * pets*
i like the song of crickets. I slept well to their calls.
My Grandfather on the otherhand.. uset to hunt them with a passion.
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
I read a little about them. Turns out they can actually eat wood, cloth, crops, prolly insulation too. Not only that but they lay eggs in the 100's. That...scares the living crap out of me 0__0. And they can bite! I'm with your grandfather on this one. *picks up his cricket rifle and goes a'hunt'n*
ScottyKat
6 years, 3 months ago
* chuckles* your only hearing bout the basic grasshopper that is the cricket. wait till you look up
 the  locust. XD but generally when i listened the bugs were not inside with us. I still find
Centepeds  far scaryer
JeffyCottonbun
6 years, 3 months ago
Dude, you used a totally softcore approach...
Napalm, flamethrower, a bomb... that's how you kill a motherfucker like that !
DraculJOSHI
6 years, 3 months ago
I like krickets... you're a monster.
MichaelJBear
6 years, 3 months ago
*smile*... dont want to ''torture'' you li'l bro... but be glad it wasn't an Amazonian Criquet.... an I rather dont want to show you... you would make nightmare... (remeber my collection... you didn't saw all of it *smile*)
ForeRest
6 years, 3 months ago
The Revenge of the Crickets...

Coming to theaters (Looq's Room) next week.

Would he be Prepare for what it's Coming.

Crickets: Bring the Fire Boys!

XDXDXD
DaddyDuckyBE
6 years, 3 months ago
You may have easy access to the crickets now, but now the rain pours in from everywhere! :P

http://vimeo.com/35395221

*is hating all over his country's version of the RIAA that keeps him from linking you to the 2009 remaster of the song*
mousehwolf
6 years, 3 months ago
This was hilarious XD

As far as super freak goes...there is no known treatment.  It'll leave your body, eventually, in time.
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
You're right, it has....
9_9 Only problem now is.....I want pancakes.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjLG92qXfSg
mousehwolf
6 years, 3 months ago
Classic XD
kenji321
6 years, 3 months ago
Haha
I feel bad for the wall but it's just a wall.
The cricket, eh they never bother me but I don't like the sight of them.
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
*giggles*
I feel sorry for the wall too. I'll give it some TLC later though ^.^
Crickets don't usually bother me either. Only problem was that the location of this one was about 3-4 feet from where my head is when I lay down in bed. Crickets outside are like 100 feet away at least!!! lol
RedReynart
6 years, 3 months ago
XD I know how to get the song super freak out of you head!

Just get a bunch of crickets to "chirp chirp chirp" You soon enough will have replaced the song with chirping. =D

But just to be on the safe side if a cricket got in your wall, O.o what else is living in your walls? Roaches? Rats? Spiders? Snakes?
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
Meeep 0_0 holy fffffff........I hope not!!!
The climate is really dry and cold here, so that discourages roaches a LOT. I haven't seen one since I've been here. There used to be one little mouse in my wall, I thought it was cute lol, because it would poke it's head out to see if i was there. I got rid of it though.  There have been spiders in here but mostly where ever I have a light that attracts bugs. Couldn't imagine them surviving inside a wall, it's just not their habitat. As for snakes...hah!! They do best outside, there's nothing for them to eat in here besides ...uhmm.. me ^////^. And I'm way too big..meep..I hope ^^;
RedReynart
6 years, 3 months ago
any place that is cool and dry makes a good home for any animal. Snakes are reptiles so even though they may not want to live in a wall they may stay there to cool off. <.< Im hoping this is an outside wall because if its an interior wall then you have some big problems.

XD you know what this whole thing reminded me of? Especially when you said about a mouse? Well the other month there was an exhibit here in town with mummies and well mummies aren't only people or from egypt for that matter. But there was a rat there that was found in an attic that died and dried out and it died some time in the 1800's XD I wonder what rat mummies are in your walls. MUHA HA HA
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
lol...okay that's really creepy lol. And yes this is an inside wall. But the building itself isn't a typical house at all. I'll be keeping an eye out for anything else occupying this place though.
RedReynart
6 years, 3 months ago
Not a typical house? what do you mean. Mobile home? Apartment? House on stilts? Either way, been there, been there, been there. Glad to be in a house on a solid foundation now. Even basements can create issues., been there again.

The issue you have to worry about is how there geting inside you house for one and what else may be in there lurking in the shadows for two. O.o you don't want a pest problem.
MystBunny
6 years, 3 months ago
We have these cute little lizards called anolis here, and their favorite food is crickets. So crickets don't usually come into this house without an anoli following them in for a tasty snack. chirp chirp *vore*
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
mmmm! Those sounds like great pets to keep around the house!
MystBunny
6 years, 3 months ago
I've managed to get 2 of them to climb up and sit on my shoulder, but they're normally shy.
Alfador
6 years, 3 months ago
Next time use a diamond sword enchanted with Bane of Arthropods V. >:3
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
Sounds quite powerful. Where might a bunny aquire one of these swords? :P
Alfador
6 years, 3 months ago
First you punch a tree until wood blocks come out. Make that wood into planks, then build a crafting table with it. Then make some of those planks into sticks, and make a pickaxe with planks and sticks. Mine some stone, then use that stone to make a stone pickaxe and a furnace. Mine some iron ore and some coal to smelt it with; if you can't find coal then burn wood to make charcoal. Make a pickaxe with iron ingots and more sticks. Use your iron pickaxe to mine some diamonds, then use some of those diamonds to make a pickaxe and others to make a diamond sword.

Now go punch some sugarcane and make it into paper. Make the paper into books and make some of those books into bookshelves. Use your diamond pickaxe to mine some obsidian--if you can't find any, make a bucket with iron ingots, fill it with water, and pour it on a pool of lava to make obsidian. With obsidian, diamonds, and a book, make an enchanting table. Make bookshelves out of books and wood planks and place them around the table. Now enchant your sword--if you've gained enough enchanting mojo by slaying zombies and skeletons and whatnot, you might be able to get Bane of Arthropods enchanted on your sword.



I did mention this was all in Minecraft, didn't I? >:3
Whippy
6 years, 3 months ago
*comes back from the hospital with his hands wrapped in bandages*
I forgot to read that last line >.< grrrrr!
Alfador
6 years, 3 months ago
Awww *hug* Lesson 1: read directions completely before beginning them.
MystBunny
6 years, 3 months ago
That icon is awesomeness
Alfador
6 years, 3 months ago
Thanks! Aemi made it for me!
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