I just laid down to go to sleep thinking all was well when....chirp chirp chirp....
This time I pulled the sheetrock even further back to where i could stick my hand inside and pull it back even more. And what do you know to my surprise, there's a cricket right there clinging to the insulation!!!
Hoisting my trusty bottle of bug poison, I sprayed him good. I made him look white instead of black lol. Then after that, I took a sandal, swatted him off the wall and onto the floor where it just wiggled around. Then...finally, I slapped my sandal down hard on that little fucker. Like 5 times lol!!! Then I looked under the sandal just to make sure the thing was in multiple unmoving peices.
My wall looks like hell now, but at least I have easy access if another one of those things comes back. Yes, I'm a furry, I love animals. Insects...totally different story. I enjoyed killing that bug way too much after it tortured me all freaking day. Gods....squishing that thing was like some kinda dark orgasm HAHAHA!!!
edit: If anyone knows how to get the song 'super freak' out of one's head, I'm open to suggestions. *rolls around laughing as he watches the music video for the first time.