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Whippy

cricket wall is hell 9_9 (thankfully vanquished!)

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What is a cricket wall you ask? It's when you hear a cricket chirping in your living space and try as you might, you can NEVER find the god damned thing and kill it!!  I had to listen to this cricket allllllllll day long! I tried spraying bug spray in the seams in the floor and even along the wall. Nope, chirp chirp chirp went the damned little insect bastard. I cranked up my music and tried to ignore it then would snap again and try to get at it. I tried sneaking up on it. If i wore shoes it would hear me and stop chirping. So i'd go bare foot and press my ear up against the wall. Sure enough, that thing was INSIDE my freaking wall of my closet!! Finally, I had enough. I ran to the garage, grabbed a hammer and pulled back the sheetrock enough to wedge the nozzle of my bug spray in there. Sprayed all the way up and down the area where I'd heard him.

1 minute....no chirping. I hear a little bit of scuffling noise somewhere. 5 minutes pass...no chirping....10 minutes....ahhh....this is heaven. ^___^

Cricket wall...be damned!!! MWHAHAHAHA!! I SMITE THEE!!!

Edit: See Real Cricket Vengence part II for the final episode
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Added: 6 years, 6 months ago
 
mousehwolf
6 years, 6 months ago
:O

damn yo XD
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
yeah... that was some hardcore annoyance!!
mousehwolf
6 years, 6 months ago
KILL ALL THE BUGGIES >:3
FoxWolfie
6 years, 6 months ago
You'd better hope he didn't manage to get a message out to his friends before it was too late.  They could be planning something insidious right now.  What would you do if you woke up to an organized army of crickets out to get even?!
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
I would then proceed to go crazy and find a bulldozer to run them over lol
DaddyDuckyBE
6 years, 6 months ago
Remember whenever you do this to a bug, the event will call its 20-feet cousin near to soon get revenge for its slain relative!
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
meep o_o
Meowz
6 years, 6 months ago
That must have been a feeling of ridiculous satisfaction. ^^ Poor thing though. But I guess there is no helping it, you cannot reach inside there and fish it out. But, you better get that hole fixed up, both inside and outside. Or soon, this is going to happen all over again.
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
0_0 You're right. I think the whole wall needs replacing honestly. *shivers at the thought*
Faren
6 years, 6 months ago
behold mighty Looq, vanquisher of crickets
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
arrrrrr!!! No cricket shall chirp in my presence again!
Whippy
6 years, 6 months ago
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