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Spam Spam Spam, Eggs Cheddar and American Cheese, With Spam

I Dedicate the breakfast I'll nearly have eaten by the time I post this, if not totally eaten, to
(Monty Python's Flying Circus.)
http://sites.google.com/site/eggandspamwithcheddar/

I despise ordinary Breakfast Food. Spam isn't an ordinary food, but I love my spam.


Spam


In Honor Of Monty Python.


SPAM.


Mr Bun Morning
Waitress Morning
Mr Bun What have you got, then?
Waitress Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam; or Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Mrs Bun Have you got anything without spam in it?
Waitress Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Mrs Bun I don't want ANY spam!
Mr Bun Why can't she have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?
Mrs Bun That's got spam in it!
Mr Bun Not as much as spam, egg, sausage and spam.
Mrs Bun Look, could I have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Waitress Uuuuuuggggh!
Mrs Bun What d'you mean uuugggh! I don't like spam
Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ... spam, spam, spam, spam ... lovely spam, wonderful spam ...
Brief stock shot of a Viking ship.
Waitress Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam.
Mrs Bun Why not!
Waitress No, it wouldn't be egg, bacon, spam and sausage, would it.
Mrs Bun I don't like spam!
Mr Bun Don't make a fuss, dear. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Mr Bun ... baked beans, spam, spam and spam.
Waitress Baked beans are off.
Mr Bun Well can I have spam instead?
Waitress You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam?
Vikings (still singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam ... (etc.)
Mr Bun Yes.
Waitress Arrggh!
Vikings .. . lovely spam, wonderful, spam.
Waitress Shut up! Shut up!
The Vikings shut up momentarily. Enter the hungarian.
Hungarian Great boobies, honeybun, my lower intestine is full of spam, egg, spam, bacon, spam, tomato, spam ...
Vikings (starting up again) Spam, spam, spam, spam ...
Waitress Shut up
A policeman rushes in and bundles the Hungarian out.
Hungarian My nipples explode...
Cut to a historian.
SUPERIMPOSED CAPTION: 'A HISTORIAN'
Historian Another great Viking victory was at the Green Midget cafe at Bromley. Once again the Viking strategy was the same. They sailed from these fiords here, (indicating a map with arrows on it) assembled at Trondheim and waited for the strong north-easterly winds to blow their oaken galleys to England whence they sailed on May 23rd. Once in Bromley they assembled in the Green Midget cafe and spam selecting a spam particular spam item from the spam menu would spam, spam, spam, spam, spam ...
The backdrop behind him rises to reveal the cafe again, The Vikings start singing again and the historian conducts them

Vikings (singing) Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam, wonderful spam. Lovely spam wonderful spam ...
Mr and Mrs Bun rise slowly in the air





The crazy credits they used...



MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS
WAS CONCEIVED, WRITTEN AND SPAM PERFORMED BY
SPAM TERRY JONES
MICHAEL SPAM PALIN
JOHN SPAM JOHN SPAM
JOHN SPAM CLEESE
GRAHAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM CHAPMAN
ERIC SPAM EGG AND
CHIPS IDLE
TERRY SPAM SAUSAGE SPAM
EGG SPAM GILLIAM
ALSO APPEARING ON TOAST
THE FRED TOMLINSON SPAM EGG
CHIPS AND SINGERS
RESEARCH PATRICIA HOULIHAN AND SAUSAGE
MAKEUP PENNY PENNY PENNY AND SPAM NORTON
COSTUMES EGG BAKED BEANS SAUSAGE AND TOMATO, OH, AND
HAZEL PETHIG TOO
ANIMATIONS BY TERRY (EGG ON FACE) GILLIAM
FILM CAMERAMAN JAMES (SPAM SAUSAGE EGG AND TOMATO)
BALFOUR (NOT SUNDAYS)
FILM EDITOR RAY (FRIED SLICE AND GOLDEN THREE DELICIOUS)
MILLICHOPE (SPAM EXTRA)
SOUND CHIPS SAUSAGE LIVERWURST, PHEASANT, SPAM, NEWSAGENTS, CHIPS, AND PETER ROSE
LIGHTING OTIS (SPAM'S OFF DEAR) EDDY
DESIGNER ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT ROBERT BERK AND TOMATO
PRODUCED BY IAN (MIXED GRILL) MACNAUGHTON 7/&D
BBC SPAM TV
SERVICE NOT INCLUDED
Viewed: 4 times
Added: 6 years, 7 months ago
 
KushHeadFievel
6 years, 7 months ago
PS
Yeah, replying to my own journal... I gave the other eggs to my roommate.
ElMatto
6 years, 7 months ago
I'm actually eating Spam right now. Right out of the can. Well, Armour Treet cause I'm a cheap-ass, lol.
KushHeadFievel
6 years, 7 months ago
so ur a cheap ass, i don't always buy the real thing either. but i found something out, and that is, no generic brand quite stacks up. some are too greasy. some have too many fluids to them, and it's jellied. good generic Spam should be well jellied, without being too greasy. a lot of your generic brands are just plain greasier then the real thing.


;-)
I love spam though.
Lovely spam, wonderful Spam. xD
ElMatto
6 years, 7 months ago
I prefer the real thing. I'm just sorta cheap. =P Regular spam here is almost three dollars and the Armour Treet is $1.13, lol.
KushHeadFievel
6 years, 7 months ago
yeah like 2.65 or something.
Armour Treet - Latin American Store. ;-)
Yeah, it's okay... if you really don't care to spend the bucks.  ;-)
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