Fucking rude asshole backwoods motherfuckers. Specifically from a state that starts with the letter 'L'. I'm SURE most of you can guess what this state is. It's so blatantly obvious, that I should just say it loud. AND I WILL.
LOUISIANA TOURISTS FUCKING SUCK BALLS.
Never before have I met a group of people from a state that just act like they're fucking 2-year-olds when shopping for clothes. "OH, I DON'T WANT THIS, SO LET ME JUST FUCKING TOSS IT ANYWHERE SO THESE EMPLOYEES CAN FIND IT LATER!" Learn to put things back, you asshole! AND THROW YOUR FUCKING TRASH AWAY IN THE TRASH CAN. Know what a trash can is? It's a magical portal where you throw the remains of whatever it is you no longer need to carry around with you. Such as cups, and wrappers. CAPTAIN PLANET WOULD BE FUCKING APPALLED. The last time I saw a mess as bad as tonight was during BLACK FUCKING FRIDAY.
And you know what's bullshit? SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY. Whoever came up with that fucking lie needs to be shot because it ain't fucking true. People down south treat you like fucking shit, and they don't give two fucks if they've offended you. "We're dem all 'der good 'ol boiiiiiisssssssssszzzzzz and we dun get 'er dun!" FUCK YOU.
OH YEAH, and if I can't take YOUR hangers off the clothes I'm folding so nicely for you to buy, THEN FUCKING DO IT YOURSELF, YOU SELF-CENTERED, BITCH. Why don't you just take my job and get your fat ass fired in a day.
I also hate the fact that some people can't distinguish the difference between the words "banned" and "suspended". Learn the definitions, moron. FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCES AND RE-EVALUATE YOUR POSITION.
And another thing. WHAT FUCKING GOOD IS MALL SECURITY? Wanna take a guess? I'll give you one guess. If you guessed they're worthless fucking assholes, you'd be correct. WHAT GOOD ARE YOU IF OUR STORE ALARM IS GOING OFF, YOU DON'T SHOW UP FOR 15 MINUTES, THEN WHEN YOU FINALLY DO, YOU JUST DRIVE OFF IN YOUR GOLF CART WHILE LOOKING INSIDE AS YOU PASS? Why can't ANYONE hire competent, worthy people? It's one of the world's greatest mysteries.
So yeah, just a little angry tonight. Can't you tell?
6 years, 6 months ago
22 Apr 2012 08:44 CEST