I've posted a butt-ton of these on FurAffinity, and was honestly surprised I've never done one here. Enjoy some little tidbits from my head.
*Hey Kids! Shoot Your Television, Not Your Classmates!
*In general, I'm against the government adding jailtime to behaviors which already contain their own punishment if you engage in them carelessly.
*Religion is a lie. For that reason ALONE I would fight it until my last breath.
*Making any kind of medical argument in favor of male circumcision is like arguing that all female newborns should have their breasts removed, because this way they're guaranteed not to get breast cancer. While this may technically be true, it's not hard to see the problem with it.
*To anyone who's ever replied to me with 'tl;dr': I think you're confused as to which of us it's insulting to when you brag about your impaired attention span and/or illiteracy.
*Some christians seem to believe that evolution and atheism are somehow inextricably linked. I'd like to point out that this is about as stupid as believing there's an inextricable link between hot pastrami sandwiches and tigers.
*If steadfast belief without need of proof is a virtue, then Holocaust deniers are virtuous.
*If this world were really the wondrous place that so many people claim it to be, then why would so many people need a belief in a better afterlife just to endure this one without going insane?
*If you believe God gave us this Earth, then logically that makes it the truest source of any message he might give us. So instead of relying only on words from men and books, why not balance that with what you can observe for yourself about our world?
*I can't think of anything I hate more than someone who has no excuse for being stupid, yet is.
*If I have to be something other than myself for you to like me, then maybe I don't want you to like me.
(Also, Drakis Kier wanted me to plug this story of his, which was so good I begged him to upload it here from FA. It's hardcore consensual guro, so it ain't for everyone, but it's smart and well-written and had me fapping uncontrollably.)