So, good news, weird news, and bad news because of the weird news, but ends up being really good news if everything goes well, witch i doubt it looking at the track record of the studio.
Good news: Got a new chair, after 10 years with an old economic computer chair, finally decided was enough, now i will finally have a place to rest my back so i don't sit like i have kyphosis anymore
Weird news: While shopping for the chair, it exploded in my mind, it is so easy, it finally got it!
The Sanic movie is made by Eggman himself in the real world.
Think about it, It will finally destroy Sonic, once and for all!
Everything about the movie so far, from the acting, to the effects, to the premise, to the music, everything sucks major donkey dong.
everything BUT
The villain.
Is the only thing people seems to like about what has been shown so far, is fucking Eggman!
and is not even called like that, is Robotnik, done intentionally to stay face in case of total disaster
If Carrey do amazing?, "of course he did, he is Eggman after all!"
Carrey sucks? "what are you talking about, that's clearly Robotnik, not Eggman"
Genius
Now, here is the "bad" news: apparently, they are going to "fix" the movie, witch is good, but if they do, my whole theory of Eggman being the mastermind behind this disaster will be wrong, and if im wrong, it will be bad, because i don't like being wrong.
Ok, enough joking around, Real talk time
If they somehow fix this disaster it will be amazing, there are so little good video game movies, but being more down to earth, look at their previous records, they are NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO SAVE THIS, look at it, even if they change sonic design and made it the hypothetical best design in the whole universe, the script will still be shit, just look, the whole "gangsta paradise" thing has nothing to do with the Sonic design, they chose that song unironically, it makes me think that the whole movie is going to be filled with stuff like that, that don't really fit Sonic, this will be at the same lvl as the Woody woodpecker movie.
Fans will cry that is not "my sonic", Critics will call it a horrible movie and at the end only clueless soccer moms will watch the movie with their equally clueless kids and even if the movie is a complete disaster, producers will blame it on something else and we will get more movies like this.
Id like to,but i have no faith in this movie.
