You know which Sonic character I KNOW you all want to see stripped naked, shown galavanting around in his underwear, and wearing a diaper... DOCTOR EGGMAN!
That's right folks! A new 50-Part Comic series starring everyone's favorite sexy boy, Doctor FFFFFFUCKING Eggman is coming out! It's starring him as the babysitter for a couple of robot children who turn on him and land him in a bunch of shenanigans that see him babied. It ends with him blowing the children up and taking over the world and that's not a spoiler. That's just what the Eggman done do!
It'll be just as cute and adorable as seeing it happen to Tails and Charmy.
Also, since it's a 50 part comic it'll take years to work on and finish. That's why I'm not doing anything else while I work on it. That's right! NOTHING BUT DOCTOR EGGMAN'S SEXY CHUNGUS BODY UNTIL THE COMIC ENDS SOMETIME IN 2035!
Fear not, he's a sexy boy.
I've totally not been kidnapped, forced into a diaper, and held at gun-point to say all this by Eggman. That's not what happened at all. I also don't want you to call for help. Eggman's a beautiful bastard and he deserves his own series. This is what you all wanted and it's what I want too. You cannot deny that. This is great.