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Emenius

What I got for Christmas:

germs and a 3 day NyQuil coma
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Added: 5 years, 3 months ago
 
DreamGod
5 years, 3 months ago
Same--I cussed out every asshole who was coughing openly, and ended up getting sick myself. Somehow it was coupled with the largest lip cut I ever got (from doing absolutely nothing) in my entire goddamn life. I'm just now healing up. ;-(
WerepupSyrus
5 years, 3 months ago
Winter takes the moisture out of the air and then out of your lips. Without chapstick during the winter you could think and your lips can be ripped open due to lack of moisture. I hate it! Saliva is not your friend during winter. Normally it can lubricate your lips but during winter it can freeze on your lips and somehow actually become an irritant instead. It technically already is a very weak low grade acid so...
Klandagi
5 years, 3 months ago
And I was afraid it wouldn't get to you on time. </sarcasm>

Hope you feel better soon.
protaktyn
5 years, 3 months ago
I got a loud ass newborn niece and a pair of earplugs.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 3 months ago
Description suggests Nyquil will give you three days relief, but save the earplugs to block out the jail noise if they press charges.
WerepupSyrus
5 years, 3 months ago
Heh, I got all of my sick on Halloween. What I got for Christmas was backbreaking labor and needing to sit down and plan my next 8 months.
KNIFE
5 years, 3 months ago
It's just GANGS and GANGS of fun!! (!!!!!!!!!!NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Just take it easy and let it run it's course!
AmateurCooper
5 years, 3 months ago
I got bronchitis
Budu
5 years, 3 months ago
Sounds like last year for me except I had to take theraflu
Floofinstoof
5 years, 3 months ago
"On the fifth day of Christmas..." oh...
ClandestineRendezvous
5 years, 3 months ago
Apparently everyone got sick, you're the 7th person who I've heard say they got sick.
internetsquirrel
5 years, 3 months ago
great gift
cuba1980s
5 years, 3 months ago
i had a little kid cough in my goddamn face during new years

i woulda punted the lil brat into the stratosphere if i could but i was with my parents
Tunguska
5 years, 3 months ago
Feel for ya, had 1.5 weeks off on christmas, good time off for the first time in 365 days. Sick the whole 1rst week. Thanks Jesus.
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