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Oompa Loompa

Oompa Loompa, do-ba-dee-doo,
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompa dah dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me

What do you do if you teen is a whore?
Rubbing her cunt as she writhes on the floor?
How do you cope when she fingers her butt?
How did she get to be such (pause) a (pause) slut?
(Deep Voice) I bet her daddy's fucking her

Oompa Loompa doompadee die
Just stick it in and give her a ride
Making her cream like the good daddys do
Till she starts screaming "OH FUCK DADDY, YES, FUCK ME, OH GOD YES, IT'S SO BIG!  I'm gonna...gonna...OH FUCK ME DADDY, I'M CUMMING!  *gasp gasp*  Unnnnn...ohhhh fuck, oh fuck, OH FUCK DADDY...DADDY, IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooodddddddd *pant, gasp, grinds her pussy against you and rocks back and forth to ride out the orgasm*"

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I really gotta work on that last part, doesn't rhyme at all.




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Added: 6 years, 8 months ago
 
SenGrisane
6 years, 8 months ago
Oh my ^^;

Very neat beginning though.
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
I always thought the Oompa Loompas were too judgmental.  I also always thought Veruca Salt was cute, despite being a spoiled little brat :)
SenGrisane
6 years, 8 months ago
Awww ^^
Norithics
6 years, 8 months ago
The, ah.
The meter could use some work, but
It's very... compelling.
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
...I may have gotten a little off track with it.  It was inspired by a rather dirty idea about a sexually promiscuous girl being added to the movie...for balance you understand...not because I wanted to see her fondling Violet or Veruca or ... anything like that...anyway, nice weather we're having, isn't it?
humbird0
6 years, 8 months ago
... Like the Oompa Loompa doopidy do.
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
Damn you.  I knew, fucking KNEW someone would do this XD
lucashoal
6 years, 8 months ago
Sounds like you need volunteers :3c
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
Well, I certainly need 'help' :3
lucashoal
6 years, 8 months ago
Yup! All the help you can get <3
beefalo
6 years, 8 months ago
LOL
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
OLO!
RallyFox
6 years, 8 months ago
wow...
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
It's terrible, I know :3
RallyFox
6 years, 8 months ago
No, it's wonderful. @.@
ScottyKat
6 years, 8 months ago
LOL sounds fun. XD
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
Sounds like incest pregnancy just waiting to happen >w<
DarkStranger
6 years, 8 months ago
You're a horrible man.  :)
Priest22
6 years, 8 months ago
it makes me feel all warm and evil inside :3
GASP
6 years, 8 months ago
I find this to be very agreeable.
Nareimooncatt
6 years, 8 months ago
You, sir, are one sick twisted man. Good on ya, mate!
yiharbin
6 years, 8 months ago
@.@
*not sure how to respond*
Infinityplus1
6 years, 8 months ago
If I ever have a daughter who experiences problems with things of this nature, I'll be sure to ask for advice using this song.  I'll probably get rabbitly disapproving looks, but it will be totally worth it.

CursedFerret
6 years, 8 months ago
lol X3
Coop
6 years, 8 months ago
and the original oompa loompas come to mind
ObZen
6 years, 8 months ago
Bwahahahahahaha that made my day! Thank you good sir!
Alfador
6 years, 8 months ago
I'd tour her chocolate factory. 8)
Foxiekins
6 years, 8 months ago
Genius...
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