Miller: Snake, there is a scientist that wants to defect to the west-
Snake: Oh my god, someone needs to defecate?
Miller: No snake, that’s not what I said-
Snake: Don’t worry, I know what to do.
Enter a montage of Snake equipping laxatives in weapons, in grenades and mines. He straps a toilet to his back. He goes off in tactical espionage shooting soldiers with laxatives that make them shit. I know that’s not how it works, but I find it very funny.
Feel free to post your own poop jokes. I love silly journals like these. I should post more often.
In other news regarding my works here, I have not touched any of my stories in over a month. Until yesterday that is. Expect a Motherly Love Bonus chapter soon...maybe. I don’t know why, but I’m a little stuck on the main story right now. it should be easy, but I find it even easier to start a pornographic based chapter just for the sake of sex, without the worry of getting the plot correct. But a chapter that’s just about porn? Easy peasy. I write what I enjoy, mostly for myself. But there is also an uplifting experience when someone complements my porn too.
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