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ThaPig

Annoying popular misconceptions.

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There are lots of things that are part of "common knowledge" but are actually false. Sometimes those popular misconceptions touch you personally because it refers to a condition you have or a topic you are familiar with.

Here are some of the ones I find both amusing and annoying:

During my life, I have found many people have very weird and incorrect ideas about left-handed people.

The most common is the assumption that left-handed people can't use their right hand at all. You wouldn't believe how many people I have met who assume the right hand of a left-handed people is some kind of useless stump. They assume we can't do simple things like opening a door or flipping a switch with our right hand.

A less common one is that left handed people are just incapable of anything that requires hand skills with ANY hand. Back when I still allowed people to see me drawing, I got those comments a hundred times. "How can you draw? I thought you were left-handed!"

And when I explain I can learn a skill like anyone else, they would reveal they believed left-handed people are born missing the hand coordination are or the brain or something similar. Actually, in some cultures, the word for "left-handed" is also used as a euphemism for "unskillful" and "inexpert".

Yet another that's only half-truth is that left-handed people need special tools made for them. This one is true for some particular things like musical instruments.  But I keep hearing of ridiculous crap like "left-handed hammer" and "left-handed wrench". Over the decades I have worked many manual jobs and I have not once seen a tool designed to be used in one specific hand. The only hand specific object I have used is a compound bow because the hand that holds the arrow depends on your dominant eye. For most other things it doesn't matter at all.


Another area full of misconception is eyesight problems.

I have myopia (short-sightedness) and since elementary school, I ran into those all the time.

The most common is that short-sighted people become blind if they lose their eyeglasses. That's one that mostly created by cartoons for comic effect. Like in Scooby Doo there is a recurring joke of Velma dropping her glasses and not recognizing a monster in front of her. So many people think that's accurate!

Obviously, when someone loses his glasses his vision is impaired, even greatly reduced depending on the particular eye conditions... but nobody becomes instantly blind to the point of being unable to retrieve the glasses laying a foot away from him.

I had people standing right in front of me assuming they were invisible because I was not wearing my glasses. With the exception of very extreme cases (near blindness), a shortsighted person without glasses still can see everything and everyone, just kind of blurry. At some distance, faces are harder to recognize and small letters in signs become a contiguous smear. But no, we don't go blind.


So what are the most common misconceptions you have found that touch you personally?

P. S. Please let's leave the most obvious one out. We all know most people out there think furries go around fucking animals (or each other dressed as animals) but let's talk about misconceptions on other areas. Maybe I'll do a separate journal just for popular furry misconceptions.
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Added: 5 years, 7 months ago
 
Furlips
5 years, 7 months ago
My dad was left handed. I just thought he wrote funny.
I've worn glasses since I was 4-5, so I'm familiar with all the stupid ideas others have.
Last month I had cataract surgery in my right eye. Oh fuck me, I can see. I've NEVER had 20/20 vision. I do now.
Of course, I'm going to need glasses for anything closer than 20" but still...

Hugs

Bunners

ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Hey, congratulations on your restored sight!

I had my surgery at 19 and it was a life changer.
Norithics
5 years, 7 months ago
People who meet me think I'm straight.
When I say I have a husband, they think I'm gay.
Bisexual people just don't exist I guess. :P

Also I'm schizophrenic, so the "Whoa you have multiple personalities" thing is the instant first reaction, followed by "Oh are you gonna freak out?"
Nah man.
I'm not gonna freak out.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Oh yeah, that's a typical one. I remember this 80s movie that this guy was supposed to have schizophrenia which was shown by him randomly switching into a different impersonation of cartoon and movie characters.
moyomongoose
5 years, 7 months ago
My mom had the notion that if you let a teenager get a car that has a V-8 motor, they'll engage in street racing.
And she thought if you let a teenager get a motorcycle, they'll try to show off like Evil Kenevil.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Well... those two are not completely inaccurate.
moyomongoose
5 years, 7 months ago
Not completely accurate either...Just depends on the person.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
I don't know you, but the first time I sat behind a V8 the first thing I wanted was to get in the highway and see how fast I could make it go.
moyomongoose
5 years, 7 months ago
I would have been satisfied with the quick acceleration 0 to 60 (step on it and go, not drag anchor)...Not necessarily 100 mph+ speeds.

Back in the day, six cylinder cars had acceleration that felt like you were pulling out of a pool of molasses...plus most six cylinder cars were also equipped with flimsy transmissions, which Rambler was the most notorious for.

Transmission gears were as thin as a slice of bread in a 6 cyl Rambler...No exaggeration. I saw them before (The gears in my cousin's Camaro were much thicker...about as thick as five Rambler gears stacked together).
You had to drive them like an old lady drives.
You couldn't pull a boat trailer or utility trailer with one.
You couldn't haul anything heavy in one.
You couldn't drive on rough rocky trail roads in one.
Doing so would tear up the transmission.
Mechanically speaking, six cylinder Ramblers reminded me of cars you would expect to find in 3rd world countries and on Indian reservations.
  
curtainshowers
5 years, 7 months ago
I didn't realize you were left-handed. Cool! I speak another language, so whenever people find out they want you to translate something they say, then think you're lying when you hesitate. Translating and speaking are two different things, it's a lot harder to put someone else's idea into different words than it is to speak naturally. Also, people who ask what their name is in my language. ?????
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
I hate to let people know I speak other languages because then they want you to be their personal interpreter for free. Of course, it's hard for me to disguise it because I have a horrible accent.

Which bring me to the next misconception I find all the time... people assume when you have an accent you are mentally deficient end deaf on top... so they either talk down to you like you are a toddler or scream loud at you.

Just the last time a friend had an emergency and I had to call 911 as soon as I start talking to the dispatcher she tells me "I'm going to transfer you to someone who speaks Spanish". I tell her I'm perfectly capable of understanding English and she tells me she is required to do that "because you have an accent". I lost my patience and told her having an accent doesn't mean I'm retarded. I later apologized because I know it's the procedure she works with, but it makes me feel so humiliated when people instantly assume just because I have a foreign accent I have some kind of handicap in the language area of my brain. I have lived in America for longer than any other country and English has been my main language for decades, I have written books in English... but everywhere I go people keep assuming I need an interpreter.

I wonder if that happens to Schwarzenegger.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Oh, another that's similar. The moment people find out you can draw, everyone wants a free drawing from you.

When you find someone is a mechanic you don't ask him to fix your transmission for free. Or when someone tells you he is a dentist you would not think of asking him for a free root canal.... but the moment you tell someone you are an artist the first thing they want to a free drawing. And try to make them understand you actually change people for commisions, they will feel offended and everything.

I have had people actually come and ask me if I can paint a sign for their business for free. I'm not talking about a little sketch on paper, but bringing a wood board and some cans of paint and expecting I was going to design him a sign right there. when I tell them I'll do it for money they say "but... I thought you enjoyed painting"

Another reason I keep my artistic skills a secret except for selected few close friends.
VileFiend
5 years, 7 months ago
Damn righties need to check their privilege. ;)
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
I think you posted in the wrong journal there...
VileFiend
5 years, 7 months ago
Eh? "Righties"? Right handed people? It was a (apparently really dumb) joke regarding the negative/incorrect presumptions some have toward left-handedness.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Oh, sorry, that came out sounding like it was an answer to a different kind of topic!
VileFiend
5 years, 7 months ago
No problem! Fault's mine for the lame joke.
sedkitty
5 years, 7 months ago
That medieval people believed the world was flat.  People have known it's basically a sphere since around the time of Plato.  The main concern about Columbus wasn't that he'd fall off the edge, but that he'd run out of supplies before reaching China.  Fortunately for him, there was something in the way.

Also, there's no such thing as an 'alpha' wolf.  There's no ranking system, aside from the parents being in charge until the pups grow up, leave, and start their own packs.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Oh yeah. There is a lot of that. Also, the popular misconception that there was a "dark age" at the beginning of the medieval period where everybody was dirty and stupid and all culture and literature were forgotten.
SenGrisane
5 years, 7 months ago
I hate the misconception that all research laboratories are lit in fancy colors and stuff, yet you see it in movies and even actual scientific brochures.
Scientists like white light like anyone else. It could even be detrimental to many experiments.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
You have been watching CSI Miami?
SenGrisane
5 years, 7 months ago
Not really. This was an experience when fotografers came to take pictures for a magazine at my work place. They brought a whole arrangement of lights in blue green and purple.
ThaPig
5 years, 7 months ago
Yeah, they have to make it interesting. At least they didn't fill a bunch of bottles with bright colored water and put them in the background.

The SCI series is one of the worst offenders in laboratories that look like an exotic nightclub, especially the Miami one where EVERYTHING, even exterior scenes has to be filmed with some kind of color filter.
moyomongoose
5 years, 7 months ago
I recall a few misnomers in the community where my dad grew up;

#1. Ticks can not be killed. Fire or hot water or smashing them or freezing them will not kill them. And if you sever a tick into pieces, each piece will grow into a new tick. According to the misnomer, the only way to deal with a tick is to dispose of it far enough away so it can not find it's back to you.

#2. If you eat crab, you have to wait several hours before eating anything sweet. If you eat sweets right after eating crab, it will make you sick.

#3. If someone who does not know how to swim wades into water that is chest deep, there is a risk that person's body will begin to raise off the bottom, then turn up-side-down with their feet sticking up out of the water, and the person will drown (even though the water is not up to your head)...Back before my siblings and I learned how to swim, there was the time my dad warned us at a public pool not to go any deeper than waste deep with that being the reason.



I remember a misnomer my dad told me that he heard when the American car maker, Ford, introduced their first V-8 in 1932.
Folks would laugh and say, "That Ford V-8 motor. You know the pistons lay over to one side, don't you? So that will make one side of the rings and cylinders wear out faster...The weight of the pistons is pressing unevenly on one side".
You would hear, "Aw naw, those motors won't last. Ford will quit making them in a year or two".
Those who believed that misnomer thought that Ford Motor Company would abandon production of the eight cylinder motor by about 1934...Or if they did continue producing eights, they would be offered as inline eight cylinder motors (thus putting the pressing forces from the pistons only on wrist pins and connecting rod bearings which were designed to handle it).
  
  
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