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TwiggyTheGiraffe

Boy Confessions

"Borrowed" from ElMatto, but used by a bunch of other guys I know on here.

I'm straight, but I have occassional shota crushes, so that makes me like, 95% straight.  Also, I'm doing this because everyone else is apparently doing it.  Plus, I love doing these.


Boy Confessions

1. Do you sleep naked?
No.  Never saw a reason for it.

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
No.

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
Someone else.

4. Do you enjoy drama?
When it's applied correctly in movies, TV shows, and video games.

5. Are you a manly man?
Meh, somewhat.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My brother.

7. Small or large package?
It's not that big.

8. Are you short?
Yes.  I'm 5'6".

9. Do you like somebody?
Right now?  No.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No.  Why do you want to know that, anyway?

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Doesn't matter to me.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I can be at times.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
If I'm able to.

14. Are you double jointed?
No.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
At my desk in high school.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nah.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
I'm pretty sure there's not.  

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No.  My high school gym teachers did that, and I hated it.

19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
I dunno, like at least 20, maybe?

[ ] I wear make up.
[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.
[ ] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[X] I love to laugh.
[X]I like death/grind/black metal.
[X] I like rap.
[X] I like techno.
[X] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[X] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[X] I get bored watching football.
[ ] Boys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
I'm not wearing any at the moment.

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
Dark haired.  

3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
A bunch of guys on WWOEC that are on my shit list that I don't want to name.

4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
Sharing their interests.

5. Do you have a best friend?
Yes.  I have three.

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
Who hasn't?

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Liposuction, maybe.  But I'd gain all the fat back eventually.

8. Do you like your life?
Of course.  I'm much better off than most people I know.

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
I never had a boyfriend, so that's never been an issue.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
No.  I've pretty much always had a bathing suit on.

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Boys.  Definitely.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
Yes.

15. What are your biggest fears?
Getting shot at without anything to fight back with.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
No.

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
More times than I can count.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
Yes.

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
If you haven't, you're not human.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
Yeah.

21. Are you currently missing someone?
Not right now.


THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:

Cowboy or Gangster? Cowboy.  What man doesn't love a good Western?

Preppy or Punk? Punk

Face or Body? Face

Good cook or take you out a lot? Take me out a lot.  I actually prefer eating out or getting take-out over eating in.

Sweet or sexy? Sweet, but being good in bed doesn't hurt either.  At least if he's a cute shota or if I suddenly become fully gay.

Armani or Abercrombie? Neither!  Give me novelty t-shirts like the ones you get at Hot Topic!

Contacts or glasses? Glasses.  Since I need them myself.  Using contacts involve directly touching your eyeballs, which is sort of like poking yourself in the eye.
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Added: 6 years, 8 months ago
 
ElMatto
6 years, 8 months ago
Lol at frustrated with a boy.
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