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Bahlam

Stallion Milkshake

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If you think drinking animal bodily fluids is gross definitely don't read this story.  I'm not talking about milk.  Not exactly anyway.  

The man getting a syringe facial in the picture is wearing a yellow tiger-striped hoodie.  It looks like Rintoo to me.  Do any furries work at a vineyard in Blenheim (NZ)?  

Tiger, tiger, stallion spooge!
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Added: 7 years, 1 month ago
 
cooncub
7 years, 1 month ago
That kinda gross to read but I did hehehe, can't say I'd try it myself.
Shokuji
7 years, 1 month ago
"I don't like calling it horse semen. I just call it milkshake because that's what it tastes like."

XD I suppose it does have protein in it and such. [shrugs] People only find it weird because it's vaguely sexual. I think it's weird we drink the milk of other animals. o.o; Most animals stop drinking milk soon after birth, we drink the milk of other species until we die. What's wrong with us? x_x;
Bahlam
7 years, 1 month ago
Yeah, drinking milk is kind of weird.  That reminds me of the numerous tales of various native people thinking they'd been intentionally poisoned when western people served them milk since it made them sick.  If you don't grow up with dairy products you lose the ability to digest them properly.  Some people never can anyway.  
yiharbin
7 years, 1 month ago
WTF??????????????????????????
AndyBunneh
7 years, 1 month ago
I don't know. I'd rather drink a quart of safe-for-human-consumption horse semen than eat  boiled pig intestines ('chitterlings'),  bird nest soup, or any other kind of offal.
Bahlam
7 years, 1 month ago
Yech!  I grew up in PA with pon haus and other things made from random animal parts.  Horse semen is positively digestible by comparison.  
BuckBunny
7 years, 1 month ago
Pon haus is nothing but all the leftovers from the butchering.  And tell a Southerner (I'm now in the south) what is in scrapple and they freak, but they eat pigs feet.   Horse semen is live and not a normal or traditional food item.  I think this is nothing but a passing fad.
Rhumba
7 years, 1 month ago
$10? Maybe if it was a self-service where you could drink straight from the tap.
Bahlam
7 years, 1 month ago
That would be awesome.  It would be fun getting under the stallion and catching some hot 'milkshake' shooting out of an AV.  
lordnegaduck
7 years, 1 month ago
Who had the pleasure of milking the horse?  And horse protein tastes better than duck sauce?  Perhaps I should try some horse protein on me egg rolls!! ROFL
Bahlam
7 years, 1 month ago
Sauce on egg rolls?  Blah.  They should be nice and crunchy.  Protein sauce should come direct from the source and still warm.  
lordnegaduck
7 years, 1 month ago
Oh I couldn't agree with ya more!! All sauces tastes better and much more fun too when tis COMES directly from the source and still oh so warm!
Mousington
7 years, 1 month ago
i threw up...
Bahlam
7 years, 1 month ago
It's a matter of taste I suppose.
Shokuji
7 years, 1 month ago
The guy said it tasted like a milkshake. [shrugs]

Is it because it came from a penis? XD
Feryl
7 years, 1 month ago
I'd do it. But then again...I'd go for the fresh stuff.
Shokuji
7 years, 1 month ago
o//o
LegionRed
7 years, 1 month ago
I have see this sort of thing before. And oddly enough, have tasted horse semen before as well... x3
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