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TheRatKing

Yeah, sure; me too.

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A L L | A B O U T | M E
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- Name: Joe
- Single or taken: Open
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: September
- Sign: Superstitious nonsense.
- Hair color: None
- Real hair color: What?
- Eye color: Blue
- Real eye color: The fuck are you on about?
- Height: 5'10"
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Asexual with bisexual tendencies.
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: I lack hair.
- What are you listening to right now?: Buck 65 - Way Back When
- Who is the last person that called you?: Can't recall; it's been a few days.
- How many buddies are online right now?: Don't have any.
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Rat (duh.)
- Color: Purple
- Drink: Lapsang Souchong tea,
- Alcoholic: Black rum, scotch, bourbon... Belgian ales; lots really, but only expensive stuff.
- Fantasy Element: Adamantine (Woo! Dwarf Fortress!)
- Real Element: Ice
- Food: Anything that makes me fatter, apparently.
- Game: Strategy games you cannot win. (DF!)
- Movie: Master & Commander.
- Song: Samuel Barber - Adagio for Strings.
- Subjects in school: Can't recall.  Good at math now, though.
- T.V. show: Fuck TV.
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Nope.
- Smoked?: I enjoy cigars and my tobacco pipe, yes.
- Bungee jumped?: Fuck no.
- Made yourself throw up?: No.
- Skinny dipped?: No.
- Ever been in love?: Yes.
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Every child does it.
- Pictured your crush naked?: Who wouldn't?
- Actually seen your crush naked?: Yup.
- Cried when someone died?: It's been awhile, but I recall not actually having much of a reaction when my uncle snuffed it.
- Lied: Everyone does.
- Fallen for your best friend?: No.
- Used someone?: For the occasional $20, yes.  However, I drive him to school everyday, so fuck that guy.
- Done something you regret?: Everyone has.
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Green tee, plaid flannel pants, socks, maroon house coat.
- Desktop picture: Rocks in the ocean, the water is still.
- CD in player: No
- DVD in player: No
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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: No idea.
- Hugged: No one.
- You kissed: Not in a fair while.
- You IMed: Some dude elsewhere, buying parts for my rifle.
- Talk to online: A couple of folks on Taps.
- You sexed it up with: Alex.
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: Yes
- Open-minded?: Yes
- Arrogant?: Pissed off moreso than arrogant.  The difference is subtle; It's not that I'm arrogant, it's just that I don't fucking care.
- Insecure?: Yes
- Random?: Yes
- Hungry?: Always, apparently.
- Smart?: Very.  It surprises people, too.
- Moody?: Yes
- Organized?: Randomly.
- Shy?: Yes and no.
- Difficult?: Hard to answer.
- Bored easily?: I have two upright shelves full of books; hard to get bored.
- Entertained easily?: No.
- Obsessed?: No.
- Lazy?: Yes
- Angry?: Regularly.
- Happy?: Rarely.
- Hyper?: Never.
- Trusting?: No
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning: Masturbation.
- Love is: A very intelligent, wise and understanding kitten I know.
- I dream about: Vanishing into the wilderness to live a hermitage.  On my more misanthropic days, this expands into staking out well-marked territory and doing very violent things to people who venture into it.
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: I don't know; I don't have a strong sex drive.
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Not in years.  The relationship doesn't work that way.
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Being a fat guy is hard enough, thanks.
- Wish you were younger?: Sure.
- Cry because someone said something to you?: Not since I was 7.
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: I've broken it myself numerous times.
- Of CD's I own: A dozen.
- Of scars on my body: 12
- Of bones: 206.
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