The word "anthro" has been used as the default excuse for any number of stupid bull shit.
From human dicks to breasts on reptiles and so forth.
Well, here's MY excuse.
I'm a rabbit. I also happen to be an omnivore.
First off, don't offer me a carrot. I hate carrots, and I'm liable to shove it up your ass.
(My sex toys are carrots, but that's another story for another time.)
You wanna make me smile?
Salmon, chicken, bacon and BBQ brisket.
Cheese burger and onion rings works just as well as a supreme burrito.
Yes, I enjoy salads.
Breakfast? Biscuits and gravy with sausage patties. Or eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast.
A quick "warm me up" on cold days? Beef and barley soup.
Oh, and I like my wine, and an occasional beer.
When it gets hot out here in Texas during the summer, I can be spotted out on the veranda with a Panama hat and a Mint Julep in one hand.
Bunners
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11 Jul 2018 11:56 CEST
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