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CursedFerret

Well, Look what day it is...

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me

Well, it's time to celebrate my birthday, it happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
I should be good and happy that there's something I can eat
A million people every day are starving in the street

My daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Myr mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me

Well, what's the matter little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can, we'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, all they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a military genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters after World War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we all get fried

(Come on boys and girls, sing along, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Well there's a punk in the alley and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to me

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!
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Added: 7 years ago
 
sammm
7 years ago
Enjoy your day.    :)
CursedFerret
7 years ago
Thank you. ^-^

*gives beer and broccoli with a side of cake*
sammm
7 years ago
Yay,  broccoil, beer, and cake.  *Hands you a balloon*
mouse24
7 years ago
happy birthday
cooncub
7 years ago
Happy birthday to you, hope you have a good time today and cake and stuff.
CursedFerret
7 years ago
Honestly have no idea what I am going to do today
yiharbin
7 years ago
CursedFerret
7 years ago
=D
yiharbin
7 years ago
happy birfday!!!!
CJzzz
7 years ago
Happy birthday :3
LupineAssassin
7 years ago
Happy birthday to you!! ^^
Stumpycoon
7 years ago
Happy birthday to you.
tehferret
7 years ago
happy birthday to another dookthing!
CharlesDragon
7 years ago
Happy Birthday Cursed
arkthebear
7 years ago
Bappy Hirthday!
SfHoffman5617
7 years ago
Happy Birthday! I hope it's magical!
PlatinumPen
7 years ago
Yiffy Birthday to you!
Cloud006
7 years ago
Happy birthday,
BillySquirrel
7 years ago
Happy Birthday you *hugs*
BigBadDragon
7 years ago
Happy Birthday than...
mchollis89
7 years ago
*Both twins Tackle-hug* X3 Happy Birthday!
DarkestUmbreon
7 years ago
Feel rly slow on the draw here, wishin u ur bday @ 11:30, but better late than never!



Mario
Nick2Shy
7 years ago
happy birsday! *huggles tight and give a cookie*
I hope it's a great one ^^
dmfalk
7 years ago
*plops a small, rather confused California squirrel on the ferret's head, who falls off onto her lap, muzzle in an interesting place, to which the squirrel takes in the pleasant odor of natural female ferret perfume, gives her a GREAT BIG AND NOISY raspberry, with a quick lick to taste, then scampers off at full speed, chitter-giggling, with bouncy male bits clearly visible, disappearing in the distance*

Ooops, sorry 'bout that- Happy (late) birthday. :)

d.m.f.
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