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jtlander

You Don't Know Jack: Get Blue Balls

Hi, Cookie Masterson here.
jtlander
jtlander
told me a while ago that I can use his account for any legit purpose, so I decided to make use of it.

I've got a question for ya. It's called, "Get Blue Balls."

Let's say that Sonic the Hedgehog has the exact same gastronomic limitations of a real-life hedgehog, meaning that he would favor a witchetty grub (fried moth caterpillar) over a chili dog.

Considering what can and cannot be fed to a pet hedgehog, if he were to choose the chili dog, which part of it should he not eat?

→ The dog itself
→ The chili
→ The bun
→ A real dog
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Added: 1 year ago
 
jtlander
1 year ago
[jtlander selects "The bun"]

[Cookie] The bun is a form of bread, and as such would give a hedgehog like Sonic diarrhea and eventually dehydrate him.

*cha-ching* "$2,600"

No wonder he was running so fast; he couldn't remember where the little boys' room was!

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