Alex Reynard's
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Featuring, our cast:
Toby deLeon: a coward – Aaron Taylor-Johnson
Junella Brox: a freelancer – Cree Summer
Zinc: a bruiser – Christian Slater
Piffle McPerricone: an eccentric – Stevie Vallance
George Charles Atkinson: a manservant – Markiplier
Doll: a ward - ...
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Luxy Bleeder: a tyrant – Ryan Reynolds
L'roon: a peddler – Stephen Fry
Gilla Gilla: a survivalist – John Boyega
Albion Aldridge: a sorcerer – Derren Brown
Rebecca Polidori: a housewife – Lili Taylor
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Billawhi: a harbinger – Cloris Leachman
Dr. Dacryphilia: a svengali – Patton Oswalt
Sander Trachea: a trader – Reginald D. Hunter
Spiretto Bronze: a rescuee – Danny Sexbang
Lady Mia Xenoiko: an innkeeper – Youki Kudoh
Dorster: a blacksmith – Tony "Man At Arms" Swatton
Alfonzo: an innovator – John Mulaney
Calvin Rither: a bushwhacker – John Leguizamo
Sergeant Canker: a hardass – ProZD
Pancake Food: a fool – Harley "Sauce Boss" Morenstein
Ambient: a waitress – Karen Straughn
Mr. Roosman: a hotelier – Daniel Manus Pinkwater
Mr. Rippingbean: a retailer – Simon Pegg
Mr. Woofingbutter: a retailer – Nick Frost
Jamais Dreamsicle: a reporter – Jane Kaczmarek
Cameron: a cameraman – Adam Savage
Loud Kevin: a hypeman - "Pistol" Pete Midtgard
Gibraltar F. Powell: a guardsman – Channing Tatum
Kay Burdock: a tailor – Daniel "Nerd³" Hardcastle
Kaye Burdock: a tailor – Emma Blackery
Millie Maybach: a courtesan – Bette Midler
The Doorman: a doorman – Dizzee Rascal
Pandevar Skyks: a defendant – Bo Burnham
Zhiral: an attendant – Arleen Sorkin
Red: a colossus – Frank Welker
Skeeto Nacker: a son – Jimmy Bennet
Tak Nacker: a father – Tory Belleci
Kat Nacker: a mother - Jewel Staite
Poubelle: a chef - Hannah Hart
After: a chef – Andrew Huang
Madam Tif Tif: a shopkeeper – Björk
Chorizo: an urchin – Teo Halm
Jazeizal: a potionmaster – Pink Guy
Vienna Tusk: a sniper – Zoë Bell
Ignatious Xenoiko: a coot – Will Forte
Ike Fanshaw: a banshee – Hopsin
Janie Jing: a telekinetic – Tabitha St. Germain
Waxacada: a sage – Christopher Lloyd
Driuwej: a guru – Chow Yun Fat
Tía Lopez: a curandera – Sônia Braga
King: a greaser – Rick Gomez
Arvid Gundersson: a dreamer – Anthony Zerbe
Speech Synthesis Program v 3.0: a voice – Sigourney Weaver
"Lantern Eyes" Lulu: a slavedriver – Carolyn Lawrence
Maxo Mattic: a swashbuckler – Cam Clarke
Mini Maul: a henchdroid – Scarlett Johansson
The Robber: a robber – Bobcat Goldthwait
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