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Club shut down after they bring horse onto dancefloor

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-I blame the horse for using a fake ID

-He heard they were playing back in the saddle again

-he was just being neigh-borly

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Added: 3 months, 1 week ago
 
SirNathan
3 months, 1 week ago
Horses are almost always underaged, they need fake IDs in order to get in.
VergilTheCuteSlut
3 months, 1 week ago
LMAOOOO
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
those horses should wait till they are 18 to get into clubs  LAW IS THE LAW :)
moyomongoose
3 months, 1 week ago
I wonder if they will outlaw the ownership of horses now.
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
Horse riders dont kill dancers, horses do!  a horse *IS* a deadly weapon....looks at Mr. Hands  (if you don't now who that is, look him up, I found out about that through a comic years ago, some furry thrown in jail cell and finds out he's in cell with MR F-ing HANDS!)  so look it up for the lols
moyomongoose
3 months, 1 week ago
I can see Governor Rick Scott now..."We need to begin work on a 300 page comprehensive horse bill right away".
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
and then the NEA, national equine association files lawsuit :P sir you are discriminating against equines
moyomongoose
3 months, 1 week ago
Then PETA gets into it with, "We support this bill and we stand behind Rick Scott all the way. Because making a poor horsey do work is cruelty to animals".
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
horse activists...that horse have every right to dance....are you denying horse dancing?  this is getting fun, see below
moyomongoose
3 months, 1 week ago
In light of those concerns, a $500,000,000 study will be conducted to find out if horses like night clubs...all at the tax payer's expense of course.
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
vs $500 youtube horses dancing at clubs...
MoonstarWolf
3 months, 1 week ago
The horse was found in one of the back rooms with one of the dancers up to the point of his arrest
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
and it looked a lil liked this:  
backroom cameras
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
horse protests "Im much bigger in real life.  They edited that crap."
MoonstarWolf
3 months, 1 week ago
XD. That comic though is sexy af 💙
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
THAT HORSE IS GOING TO JAIL! aLL OF THEM ARE UNDER 18 YRS OLD
MoonstarWolf
3 months, 1 week ago
The horse is underage too hes just going through puberty faster >:o
Yiffox
3 months, 1 week ago
those damn PBAs in plastic
MoonstarWolf
3 months, 1 week ago
😜
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