. Well, since I'm a girl, and a pony to boot, I'm gonna have my author fill it out. So it's gonna be him from down here!
(Hello! This is Rose's author speaking directly, as himself! Whoop!
1. Do you sleep naked? Yes. Unless I have reason to sleep clothed, which is rare, but happens.
2. Do you sleep with socks on? Socks specifically are even rarer than clothes in general.
3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else? Depends on who would be the someone else. I don't know anyone in real life who would be proper company, though...
4. Do you enjoy drama? Sometimes. I have a trolling account on YouTube, under the name of ParaSpite. ;3 Does that count?
5. Are you a manly man? BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHH! Oh wait, you're serious? Let me laugh even harder! HAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHH! MY SIDES! MY SIDES OH GODS! *wipes a tear from his eye* No, absolutely not. XD
6. Who was the last person you hugged? I think it was my mother? I'm almost certain it was a relative, though. *shrugs*
7. Small or large package? Package? You mean my penis? ...small. >_>
8. Are you short? Dunno, I think I'm about 175cm...
9. Do you like somebody? Like or like?
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy? Why yes, I am totally going to tell you about my password! That sounds like a great idea! </sarcasm>
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Kinda.
12. Do you think you’re conceited? *looks up what conceited means* ...erm, maybe? A little?
13. Do you dress up on Halloween? Nope.
14. Are you double jointed? Wassat? *looks it up* Er, no.
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? I DON'T REMEMBEEEER! T_T
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No. Thank Necchton.
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? How da fuq am I supposed to know?!
18. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yes.
19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"? Googol.
[ ] I wear make up. <[ ] I have cried in a movie theater.> I don't remember! DX [x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth. [x] I get jealous. But I can keep it under control. Also, more like worried to be forgotten, really. [ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy. <[ ] JUDE LAW FAG> I refuse to look up what that means. [ ] I love to laugh. I hate laughing. Laughing makes me want to vomit. Whenever I hear laughter, I want to stuff something disgusting down the throat of whoever laughed. </sarcasm> OF COURSE I LOVE TO LAUGH, WHAT KINDA RETARDED QUESTION IS THAT?! [x] I like death/grind/black metal. At least... I think so... *shrugs* [x] I FUCKING HATE gangsta rap. [x] I can like rap in certain situations. Ever heard of Mic the Microphone? Look him up on YouTube. ;3 [x] I like techno. Some of it. [x] I hate country. [ ] I carry a purse. [x] I'd be lost without my computer. [ ] I own a Spice Girls CD. [ ] I own a Britney Spears CD. [ ] I own a boy band CD. [x] I get bored watching football. Or soccer. [x] Boys are confusing. [x] Girls are confusing. [x] All humans are fucking confusing. [ ] I've been called a bad influence. [ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. [ ] I have/had a piercing in my ears. Come on fellas, be truthful!
1. What color is your underwear? Boxers: black, grey or dark purple-blue-ish with cartoon characters (I don't actually wear the latter anymore...)
2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys? Like I care about the freaking hair color!
3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Dunno. Kinda no? Wait, actually, let's steal asuraludu's answer! "Just myself." X3
4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them? Be nice to me. 83
5. Do you have a best friend? ...no. v.v
6. Have you ever had your heart broken? The only that breaks my heart is that I never even had a girl- or boyfriend... v.v
7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? No fucking way in any of the hells our twisted minds have come up with, ever. Not with our current technology.
8. Do you like your life? No. Not at all. The only reasons I'm not killing myself are: 1.: I do not want to stop existing altogether. 2.: It would break the hearts of my parents and other relatives.
10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you? >Implying there was ever anyone that could be stolen from me. v.v
11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yes, when I was with the military.
12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? >Implying I have any friends. (Not counting online friends. I never even met them IRL! No matter how much I like them when I'm online, I don't REALLY know them, now do I? ...sorry, guys.)
14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face? No.
15. What are your biggest fears? Death. Rape. Torture. What? You said biggest fears, not fears that I actually have to deal with every day.
16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes. DON'T ASK.
17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? Dunno. I think not. *shrugs*
18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?" Depends. You mean relationships or video games? The answers are opposite to each other.
19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? No. Because I am JUST. THAT. PESSIMISTIC. </sarcasm> REALLY, WHO MAKES THESE DUMB QUESTIONS?!
20. Do you ever wish you were famous? No. Absolutely not. *thinks of paparazzi and tabloid papers* *shudders*
21. Are you currently missing someone? Nope.
THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:
Cowboy or Gangster? ...if I line them up just right, I can take them out with one bullet!
Preppy or Punk? - The heck is preppy supposed to mean?
Face or Body? - He/she should have both... he/she would be dead otherwise...
Good cook or take you out a lot? - Good cook. He can teach me! X3
Sweet or sexy? - Sweet is sexy. (I'm sticking with asuraludu's answer on this one. Couldn't agree more!)
Armani or Abercrombie? - ...what?
Contacts or glasses? - Seriously, do I look like I care?
Okay, I changed a few of the [x]/[ ] questions to fit my opinions better. 83 This was fun to do.)
A fucking epic band. Old band from the 90s but their music is epiiiiiiiiiiiic. I can't describe the genre, probably you could call it soft rock or pop, I got no idea.
A fucking epic band. Old band from the 90s but their music is epiiiiiiiiiiiic. I can't describe the
