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Dinah Talks About...

Dinah: I can't believe you people here!! Do all of you think that females are just sex objects or something?! That...that they're just things to be used by anyone and everyone?! You all disgust me!! Show some god-damn respect for ONCE!!
[Door is thrown open] Dinah!!
Dinah: !!
Get out. ಠ_ಠ
Dinah: I have the right to give my opinion!
And you've exercised that right ceaselessly! OUT!! [throws her outside] ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
[Turns to the audience] I apologize for that. Please don't take her words to heart; she has an extreme hatred of sex and intimacy, and is also androphobic. Unfortunately, she's taken to voicing her opinion far too often.
Chet: What a pussy. Why's she so afraid of guys? And lol, pussy.
.....oh, I dunno, maybe because YOU AND YOUR DOUCHEBAG FRIENDS MOLESTED AND ABUSED HER EVERY CHANCE YOU GOT?!
Chet: Jeez, calm down girl!
[Grabs Chet by the throat; demonic voice] Silence, filthy worm!! I can rip your testicles from your body if I so desire!!
Chet: Y-You don't have the guts!
[Grabs Chet's testicles and rips them off of his body, making a bloody mess everywhere]
Chet: [Yowls in agony]
[Throws Chet away; screeches demonically. The audience panics, and the screen starts fizzle into static.]
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[Error in transmission. The signal has been lost.]
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[A Scrafty walks over; he's holding a bunch of signs. Facing the audience, he holds them up one by one.]

"We apologize for the transmission error."
"Ryushu destroyed the set."
"Again."
"Hopefully we will have things up and running shortly."
"If any of you care, that is."
"Did anyone enjoy watching Chet get his balls ripped off?"
"No?"
"Okay."
"I don't know the purpose of this journal."
"I guess you can just discuss whatever."
"Gotta go."

[He leaves the area.]
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Added: 6 years, 8 months ago
 
Wildfyre
6 years, 8 months ago
........................


Do I even want to ask?
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Jengi: [Holds up a sign that says "Nope"]
Wildfyre
6 years, 8 months ago
Alright then, fair enough.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Jengi: [throws the sign away]

Chet: I think someone needs to teach Dinah just what her place is.
Wildfyre
6 years, 8 months ago
Perhaps. But there are priorities. *aims a double-barreled shotgun at Chet's nether-regions* Like teaching you what your place is.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Chet: W-Whoa, let's not be hasty here...! Can't we discuss this, man to man??
RasoreWing
6 years, 8 months ago
Who's Dinah?
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Dismal's female counterpart. She's nuts.

Dinah: No I'm not!

Well, okay, not nuts...just heavily biased on topics of sex, and she's very androphobic (fear of men) and genophobic (fear of sex).
RasoreWing
6 years, 8 months ago
Okay. And here I thought she was his girlfriend.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Oh.
RasoreWing
6 years, 8 months ago
Yeah sorry.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Nah, it's okay. :3
RasoreWing
6 years, 8 months ago
You sure?
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 8 months ago
Yeah.
RasoreWing
6 years, 8 months ago
Okay
nehmyncolad
6 years, 7 months ago
So she's Miss Dinah... cute.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 7 months ago
Yes, she is cute. Unfortunately, she can be...quite a firebrand at times. But normally, she's quite quiet, shy and timid.
Ryushusupercat
6 years, 6 months ago
Dinah: You people still disgust me!! All of you are sexist bastards with NO respect for women and blah blah blah blah blah-
Oh my god, are we really going to do this again? >.<"
Jengi: {"Should I get out the signs again"}
No; get the tranq gun.
Jengi: {"Okay."}
[While Dinah is busy ranting, Jengi runs to get the tranq gun. Upon returning, he shoots Dinah with it, knocking her out cold.]
Thank you.
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