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KillianJ

Oh... MYGOD!  (Christmas movie of the fucking year)

As I write to you all now, my home is heated to the minimum 50 degrees required to stop my pipes from freezing.  I am wrapped in an electric blanket, scotch in hand,  hunting for a movie to watch.  I stumble upon something unexpected.  

I'm watching a feature length Christmas movie where furries are the driving force behind the plot.

It is called Pottersville and it is available on Netflix.  

To watch it is nothing special, it's a run of the mill Christmas movie that hits all the  cliché story note... but to talk about it... to pitch a scene from it... is amazing.

Here is a scene from the first five minutes of the film...  

<spoilers... but not really because it is the most cliche story ever>

The main character, having been established as the nicest guy in all of charming small town America world, is driving home in a VW bus. (Set and Props like Wes Anderson a little)
  
He pulls up to this painted lady ginger bread house with fresh cut flowers in hand.  Says honey I'm home and the whole nine yards... then all of a sudden we hear the unmistakable sound of yiffing... "did we get a puppy?!"  He announces... The guy runs upstairs and walks in on his wife and another man both dressed in fur suits.  

Then the furry man takes off his mask and its hellboy?!  

The actor playing this main character does an amazing job of looking REALLY confused.   (I honestly don't think he knew)

There is a very awkward back and forth, followed by a sequence of events leading to the cuk guy going out dressed as Bigfoot while drunk.  

 we get a charming Christmas romp... and a furry orgy in the woods... and a jaws reference or two... and then an angry mob with furries... This is a fucking movie that exists...

I feel like this movie was pitched in the form of a by the numbers outline...

They got the set and props and look of the movie all set up nice and it looked like just another boring Christmas movie that made all the Committees and focus groups happy....

...And then every time the studio wasn't looking they all decided to just get weird


Go and watch Pottersville ... and then go and turn another furry onto it...  that is my gift to you... happy Hanukkah and Merry Secular Christmas
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Added: 6 years, 3 months ago
 
SissyLeo
6 years, 3 months ago
Sounds like the script was just one of those long madlibs and they just filled in the blanks with the craziest stuff they could think of and see if it worked.
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