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Bondagepup

You Tell Me - Best Euphemism for Male Genitalia

As you may have noticed, I tend to mention wieners an awful lot in my pervy little stories.

This means the usual standbys such as cock, pecker, weenie, prick, etc... get used to death before too long.

Since you're all so talented and smart, I thought I'd reach out and ask you all.

So, be a dear and tell me your favorite euphemisms the male sexy parts.

I'm currently accepting suggestions for weenies, testes, or words that include both (examples, "junk", "manhood", and so on...

Give me a good suggestions and I may give you some meaningless points that have no intrinsic value.

...or just yell gibberish at you, time permitting.

Also, I've been writing about wee-little penises recently, so bonus points (reminder: no cash value) for anything that sounds cute, infantile, or shamefully tiny.

And yes, feel free to give me as many ideas as you want, but don't just copy+paste some giant online list, because that's cheating, and you won't get any points if you cheat (and I'll never be able to look at you the same way ever again).

Who knows, maybe if you get enough points, I might fall in love with you and make you my baby slave (be warned, lots of chores and yard work to do)
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Added: 6 years, 4 months ago
 
DanielArtaxes
6 years, 4 months ago
I have always liked Jeremy Clarkson's euphemism "Gentleman's Sausage." When I write I tend to use malehood, and cubhood to make things more furry than 'manhood.' And for shamefully tiny may I suggest acorn or dicklet.
Bondagepup
6 years, 4 months ago
Malehood/Cubhood is a good substitute for Manhood/Boyhood so that's useful... 2 points for that

Acorn is good. Very creative and vivid... 2 more points for that

Dicklet is crazy good though. My brain is stronger having added it to my repertoire... 5 points

I was going to make a joke about "Gentleman's Sausage", but even that has its uses, so let's just say...

10 points total

You're winning right now, but I don't know what.
DanielArtaxes
6 years, 4 months ago
For balls; berries, bits, and nuggets are always good. For very small nuts raisinettes is good. I don't think you do any castration stuff but since that is one of my biggest fetishes I came up with "neutery/neuterie bits" as in bits for neutering. Could be used to tease someone even if you don't intend on removing them as in "look at your tiny neutery bits!."
Bondagepup
6 years, 4 months ago
You activated a double point modifier with "raisinettes" (rains points from the ceiling)

Good stuff.

As for castration, it's true I don't have any in my stories.
Though, conveniently the next chapter I'll be posting will have the implied possibility of castration.
No one actually loses anything, but we get some forced chastity out of the deal anyway.
lazyness
6 years, 4 months ago
Oh I am very interested in this. Castration threats are yummy, maybe someday you will honor us with one that is followed through on.
lazyness
6 years, 4 months ago
when writing or rp'ing I use "shaft" and "length" along with ones you already mentioned.

bean is a great one if you are describing someone especially small or locked in chastity.
Bondagepup
6 years, 4 months ago
"Bean" is a solid three points. I agree, very good for tiny weenies in chastity.

Can't argue with "shaft" either, but it's not worth extra points for... reasons... I dunno, life isn't fair  >:3
Lightpaw
6 years, 4 months ago
Sissy-clit ^-^
Lightpaw
6 years, 4 months ago
Other favorites include "tinkle", "baby-cock", "weewee", "baby-bits", and the esoteric but WONDERFULLY descriptive "Infantile nub".
Lightpaw
6 years, 4 months ago
Oh, and for sissies, "naughty parts" and "no-no button" are fun.
Shadow56333
6 years, 4 months ago
Member is kind of a vague one that some people like to use, including me. I use rod too sometimes :P
starkraven
6 years, 4 months ago
pee pee, yiffer
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