Keep in mind I have a very, very dumb sense of humor so you'll have to keep it low brow (stupid!). People getting hit in the testicles, kids falling down, bike crashes, that sort of thing (pain!). Oh, and farts make me laugh 99% of the time (FARTS!).
Here are some examples. Naturally, they are dark just like my soul. FART POO BUTT
Please, throw me a frickin' bone and link me to some funny piccies or something.
I shall attempt to respond to everyone who gives me a chuckle in a rhyme.