Keep in mind I have a very, very dumb sense of humor so you'll have to keep it low brow (stupid!). People getting hit in the testicles, kids falling down, bike crashes, that sort of thing (pain!). Oh, and farts make me laugh 99% of the time (FARTS!).
Here are some examples. Naturally, they are dark just like my soul. FART POO BUTT
Please, throw me a frickin' bone and link me to some funny piccies or something.
I shall attempt to respond to everyone who gives me a chuckle in a rhyme.
So I was at a convention and me and few friends were blowing up some balloons to play with when we found that they were incredibly difficult to infalte them. I watched 2 of my friends try their hardest and nothing happened. So, being all macho, I decide to give it a try myself. I take the balloon and i breathe in deeply to give it all i got. I start blowing into the balloon, and the balloon is not even moving. I stop and get ready to try again. I blow again and this time...honk! out comes a fart as I am trying to blow up this balloon. One of my friends goes. I think you blew out the wrong end!.
So I was at a convention and me and few friends were blowing up some balloons to play with when we f
