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Bondagepup

Down in the dumps. Must LOL now!

I know I'm depressed when I'm bored of porn.

I order everyone reading to make me laugh, ASAP.

Keep in mind I have a very, very dumb sense of humor so you'll have to keep it low brow (stupid!).
People getting hit in the testicles, kids falling down, bike crashes, that sort of thing (pain!).
Oh, and farts make me laugh 99% of the time (FARTS!).

Here are some examples.
Naturally, they are dark just like my soul.
FART
POO
BUTT

Please, throw me a frickin' bone and link me to some funny piccies or something.

I shall attempt to respond to everyone who gives me a chuckle in a rhyme.
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Added: 6 years, 8 months ago
 
kleet
6 years, 8 months ago
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
"http://outofcontextanimation.tumblr.com/";

I found several of these more erotic than funny.
My mind is so far in the gutter I'll never be able to fish it out.

"http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&a...;


Are these real?
Jesus!
At first I didn't get the joke, but then I realized all of these comics sound very stupid.
Me smart.

"http://www.samaldesign.com/pages/dzmitry_samal5.html";

Me wanty.
Now I can have a coffee table that stays on its knees like a good slave.

Didn't rhyme I know.
I'm a giant lying whore.
kleet
6 years, 8 months ago
Out of context - yeah, they're meant to be smutty. You have to be vary cawrful when pausing cartoons these days.

Super-dickery - all REAL comic covers. Look up the "Superman is a dick!" section.

And the furniture... I like the guy's work. He hasn't actually produced the man-furniture ones, but they certainly get the imagination going.
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
They should mass produce slave furniture.

...and make it IKEA cheap.
RavenWelesa
6 years, 8 months ago
This should do it.  This is a true story, as it happened to someone i know, who always gets made fun of for it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edmVHldTEB4&list=UU...
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
Eh...

If I can't think of anything nice, I should probably keep my mouth shut >:3
RavenWelesa
6 years, 8 months ago
So I was at a convention and me and few friends were blowing up some balloons to play with when we found that they were incredibly difficult to infalte them.  I watched 2 of my friends try their hardest and nothing happened.  So, being all macho, I decide to give it a try myself.  I take the balloon and i breathe in deeply to give it all i got.  I start blowing into the balloon, and the balloon is not even moving.  I stop and get ready to try again.  I blow again and this time...honk!  out comes a fart as I am trying to blow up this balloon.  One of my friends goes.  I think you blew out the wrong end!.
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
Did blowing that hard make your cheeks hurt afterward?

I hate that feeling.
RavenWelesa
6 years, 8 months ago
Don't you hate those hard to clean bricks?  I know I do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ybLoMqCaaY
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
I approve of destruction.
Especially when it's interesting.

Sorry, I can't rhyme in my current mental state.
I hope I didn't break your lil' heart :<
RavenWelesa
6 years, 8 months ago
Doesn't bother me in the slightest.  Hope it helped cheer you up some.
Bondagepup
6 years, 8 months ago
I'm delighted by dryer destruction.

There, how about some alliteration.
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