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101 Questions about Saiyan Waffle

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Wafflebottom is my name but my friends call me Waffle for short. What?! I didn't pick the name!

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
30 and according to my Earth friends its June 9th, or something like that. We didn't exactly have a calendar on Planet Yardrat

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
I was born on Planet Yardrat and I now live in Conton City. What the fuck is patriotic?

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
My mother's name is Cellabee and my father's name is Shiitaka. My mother was kind of clingy and my father was rather strict. They were both killed when I was 10.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
Not that I know of, thankfully.

6. What is your occupation?
I'm a Time Patroller

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
I'm 5' 6", at least the last time I checked and I don't know how much I weigh. Who really cares?

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
I have black hair and green eyes.

9. What is your race?
I'm a Saiyan

10. To which social class do you belong?
I...I don't know. The cool one?

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
I guess so. I think so, a lot of girls like my big muscles and fluffy tail.

12. What is your style of dress?
Whatever the fuck I want it to be that day. Sometimes its nothing at all.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I have 2 scars, one over my one eye and one large one on my chest near my heart. I wish I had a tattoo and no I don't have any birthmarks. Oh, and I have a tail.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
I...I don't like my tail being squeezed. But I don't have any allergies or diseases.

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
*holds hands up with index finger and thumb sticking out*  
Right handed.

16. What does your voice sound like?
Manly I guess?

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
According to Dwemple I talk in dumb.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
Um, I've been told I have a large dick, my tail twitches when I have to pee, and I'm a restless sleeper. Does that count? Too bad its gonna have to.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
I bathe daily and no I don't use perfumes, they bother my nose.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Pissed

21. Do you use body language? How?
I use it to threaten people, like when I'm going to pound someone into the ground. Are you feeling that vibe yet?

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
I say a lot of things and most of them aren't very nice.

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
When I got the scar on my eye, I was 3 years old.  I don't like to talk about it...

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
My mother and the Yardrats taught me basic stuff. My father taught me how to fight and I learned everything else with experience. I don't know, learning is boring sometimes.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
My parents

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Ok I guess. Until my parents got brutally murdered, then it kind of sucked.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A warrior I guess.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
I don't remember and she probably wasn't important anyway.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
HAHA! Am I a virgin, that's a good one. I lost my virginity at a space brothel when I was 15. I don't know who she was, just some alien slut.

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Damned if I know.

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
I don't know, I guess they're all pretty important.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Um, beating up strong opponents? That or getting laid.

33. What is your greatest regret?
...I regret nothing.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
I...I'm not telling you that!! That's none of you God damned business!!

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?
Like I'd fucking tell you!!

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
It's hard to pick one thing. I've done many evil things in my life, or at least things that might be considered evil.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Probably getting whipped in the face when I was 3. That left more than a scar on my face you know.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
What the hell is a country? I've traveled to many planets if that's what you mean.

Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
What?

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Are you speaking in nerd? Don't talk nerd to me.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
My friends on Earth here say there is a God called Kami, so yeah whatever.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Oh yes and there is a nice spot in Hell just for me I'm sure.

43. What is your greatest fear?
You sure are asking a lot of personal questions you know.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
A lot of things make me angry, not a lot of things make me sad or happy. I'm just an angry person.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Both I guess.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
Don't care, don't care, and yes please.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
Gambling is ok I guess, I don't like people that lie, I will kill you if you steal from me or my friends, and I will kill when necessary or pissed.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
I will probably beat the shit out of you until you agree that I'm right.

49. How much do you value money?
Well, money buys me food and beer so I like it a lot.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
There is no evil thing a human could do that I couldn't do better.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
That depends.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
I guess so. I don't know.

53. Are you superstitious?
No

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Unless you're one of my friends I don't give a fuck what you think.

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
Only around my friends and that took a LOT before that happened.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
Lots

Dealing With Others

57. Who is the most important person in your life, and why?
I can't pick just one, all my friends are important to me. Don't tell them I said that though.

58. Who is the person you respect the most? Despise the most? Why?
I don't respect a lot of people but I do despise a lot of people. Mostly that bastard Cumber, he's an asshole.

59. Do you have a significant other? Who?
Significant other? Like a mate? Well, Scarlet is my girlfriend so, there's that.

60. Do you have a lot of friends? Who is your best friend?
I have a group of friends, like 5 or something. Xever is my best friend.

61. How do you relate to members of the same race? Class? Sex?
As a Saiyan I generally don't get along with most other Saiyans. Its just in our blood to fight. Female Saiyans are okay though.

62. How do you relate to members of a different race? Class? Sex?
I mean, I'll fight with any race or gender. It doesn't make a difference to me. But if they don't want to pick a fight I'm okay with them I guess.

63. Have you ever been in love? If so, describe what happened.
Only when I met Scarlet. I was nervous for some reason. I guess cuz she was so hot.

64. What do you look for in a potential lover?
Someone who can put up with my shit.

65. How close are you to your family?
My family is dead so, not so close anymore.

66. Do you want a marriage, family, and/or children?
Fuck no, kids are annoying. I'm iffy on marriage, I guess if Scarlet wants to.

67. Do you tend to argue with people, or avoid conflict?
Argue. I love to fight.

68. Are you a listener or a talker?
Sometimes neither and sometimes both. Depends on how drunk I am too.

69. How long does it usually take for you to trust others?
A very long time.

70. Do you hold grudges?
Oh yes.

71. Do you tend to take on leadership roles in social situations?
Not really.

72. Do you like interacting with large groups of people?
Absolutely not.

73. How well do you express yourself?
I don't know. I guess it depends on the situation.

74. How quickly do you judge others?
Very

75. Do you care what others think of you?
Sometimes. Mostly yes.

76. Do you have any enemies? How or why are they your enemy?
I have many enemies I'm sure. I've traveled to many planets over the years and it wasn't to make friends.

Personal Taste and Opinions

77. What is your favorite pastime? Color? Food? Possession?
Is drinking a pastime, cuz I like to do that. I like to hang out with my friends too. I don't really have a favorite color and is there even such a thing as a favorite food? I like most foods, especially if Xever makes it. I don't have a favorite possession.

78. What are your preferences in arts and/or entertainment?
Uh, does porn count?

79. Do you smoke, drink, go whoring, or use drugs? Why or why not?.
Ew, smoking is gross. I drink a lot, probably too much sometimes. I mean, I've been around with random women before but I don't think that counts as whoring. I'm usually the one doing the whore. And I've never done drugs, cuz drugs are bad, or something.

80. How do you spend a typical Saturday night?
Drunk

81. What is your most cherished fantasy?
I don't have a cherished fantasy. That's for girls.

82. How long is your attention span?
Not long. I'm surprised I've lasted this long.

83. Do you laugh a lot? What do you find funny?
I only laugh a lot when I'm super drunk, apparently everything is funny when you're drunk. Annoying my friends is pretty funny, mostly to see their reaction. Xever usually starts it.

84. Is there anything that shocks or offends you? If so, what?
Nothing really shocks me anymore and I only get offended when people start talking shit about me or my friends.

85. How do you deal with stress?
I punch things and/or people.

86. How much athletic ability do you have? Artistic?
I can pick up and throw a fucking bus, what does that tell you? I can't draw.

87. Do you like animals? Do you like children?
They are delicious. Ok fine I've never actually ate a child before. I hate children, they are annoying and loud. But seriously animals are delicious.

88. Are you spontaneous, or do you always need to have a plan?
I pretty much do what I want when I want to.

89. What are your pet peeves?
People grabbing my tail, and when people call me a monkey.

Self-Image

90. What is your greatest strength as a person? Weakness?
I don't know, ask my friends.

91. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
That my tail wouldn't drain my damn energy when squeezed. I guess I should have trained my tail as a kid like my father told me to.

92. Are you generally introverted or extroverted?
What did I say about talking nerd to me?!

93. Do you like yourself?
Sure?

94. Do you have a daily routine? How do you feel if your day is interrupted?
I guess I tend to go to bed late and sleep in late. I don't like when I have to get up early, it makes me grumpy.

95. What goal do you most want to accomplish in the next six months? Your lifetime?
I don't know, I don't plan that far ahead. I barely know what I'm doing tomorrow.
 
96. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
If I'm lucky I'll still be alive. You never know with me.

97. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
In battle, like a true saiyan warrior.

98. What is the one thing you would like to be remembered for after your death?
That I beat a lot of people up like a true saiyan warrior.

99. What three words would you use to best describe your personality?
Angry, violent, and asshole.

100. What three words would others probably use to describe you?
Probably the same.

101. Why are you risking your life to adventure?
Because you'll never get stronger if you don't keep fighting!
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