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CursedFerret

The History of 2012

Lets see. If you add up all the shows on the History Channel, who speak only the truth, This is what will happen on December 21, 2012. A Hotflash from the sun will occur and hit the planet causing chaos when power goes out, like it did in Quebec when the exact same thing happened, but now it the entire planet and will cause the Earth to shift rotation and the core to flip upside down(And its mom sends it to Bel Air) which will cause the land to shift and and destroy everything and flood all the lands, which will cause a super volcano to explode in Yellow Stone Park and cover the entire planet in ash and cause a new ice age, and a dark star, a comet, and giant asteroids are going to pass close by or rain onto the planet and cause more havoc as gas prices skyrocket, and then aliens land and confess that they caused everything in our past and we now owe them.

Sounds like an awesome year. =D
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Added: 6 years, 9 months ago
 
EricAdler
6 years, 9 months ago
And through all that, the only thing the Democrats and Republicans will do is blame each other for the crisis.
Stumpycoon
6 years, 9 months ago
The 2012 end-times people are getting more media attention than most batches of end-times people.  

There were serious 2011 predictions by William Tapley (among others) who made a prediction for early 2011 then shifted his date to the end of 2011.

The "end of the Aztec calendar" people are doubly pathetic in my opinion because it's no more significant than getting to the end of a western calendar millennium (and we had end timers about that) and they are trying to say it'll be Christian rapture endings not the Aztec version.  And if they were prediction the Christian version, why didn't they practice Christianity?

What's even worse is lots of them are serial end-times cultists, who probably did the 1999, 2000, 20001 versions of the end of millennium, the smaller ones up to 2008, the 2008 and 2009 "Obama is the Antichrist" ones, all the "news item X is a sign" stuff, all the 2011 ones, and now 2012.

And so far, not one single end-times person has lived like the world is ending.  They run around telling others the world is ending and they should prepare...yet they still go to work, pay their taxes, pay their bills, don't go on a holiday instead...
IGAKattack
6 years, 9 months ago
When the 'world' ends, they're really just talking about civilisation, right? It'll be like the collapse of the Roman Empire all over again! I hear it was bad. D8 Or even the end of the Galactic Empire! (rebel scum...! X3) . I mean, you all see on the news what happens with looters in earthquakes and things... either way, though, it's gonna be fun on the bun! =D I mean, the alternative to enjoying the end of the world... well... that way lies madness. O_o
ScottyKat
6 years, 9 months ago
LOL sounds like fun
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