This notice is posted publicly to announce the following declaration:
I own the internet.
The ENTIRE internet.
I figured, it's just been sitting here all this time, and nobody's claimed it yet, so... I did. Which means it's mine now. All of it. YouTube, Tumblr, Meatspin, Amazon, Reddit, Twitter, Lemon Party, Hulu, 4chan, fchan, Paheal and www.penisland.net, plus both girls AND their cup. All mine.
However, since I am a kind and benevolent God, I have decided to let you people continue doing... whatever it is you people do on this internet thing. You will merely have to pay tribute to me daily, in the form of cash, toys or air-kisses.
Also, all Google Image searches from now on will return nothing but pictures of my butt. Sorry about that, but it's funny.
That is all.
7 years ago
12 Dec 2011 05:11 CET