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ChanceProwlers

Canada Gurls (California Girls Lyrics Parody thingie.)

This is not meant to insult anyone in any way. It is not meant to educate people in Canada in anyway, if you get rage face over this, you have no humor, and are either from Canada, or the U.S.A, and can't take a joke.

greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey... To CANADA!

I know a place
Where the snow is really whiter
Cold, wet, and wild
There must be somethin' in the water

Sippin' hot cocoa.
Layin' underneath the maple trees
(Undone)
The boys break their backs
slippin on the icy streets
(uh huh!)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the mountainside coast
Once you party with us
You'll be fallin' in love (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Canada girls, we're unforgettable
Long sleeve shirts, the thick coats on top
frozen-tundra skin, so cold,
We'll freeze your popsicle! (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Cana-da girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, frozen, we got it one lock
Toronto represent
Now put your hands up (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Sex, by the fire,
We've got snow in our stilettos
We freak in my jeep
Celine Dione on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close to the Mountainside coast!
Once you party with us
You'll be fallin' in love (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Canada girls, we're unforgettable
Long sleeve shirt, the thick coats on top
Frozen-tundra skin, so cold
We'll freeze your popsicle (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Canada girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, frozen, we got it one lock
Toronto represent
Now put your hands up

Cold, pale, fit, and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild, north-west-coast
These are the girls I love the most

I mean the ones, I mean like she's the one
Kiss her, touch her, squeeze her buns
The girl's a freak, she drive a Jeep
And live on the beach

I'm okay, I won't play, I love the bay
Just like I love L.A.
But Canada is okay,
It's wintertime everyday

Homeboys bangin' out
All that ass hangin' out
Bikinis, zuchinis, martinis, no weenies
Just a king and a queenie

Celine, my lady?
(Yeah?)
Looky here, baby
(Uh-huh)
My heart will go on ya,
'Cause your represtin' Canada

Canada girls, we're unforgettable
Long sleeve shirts, the thick coats on top
Frozen-tundra skin, so cold
We'll freeze your popsicle (Oh! oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!)

Canada girls, we're undeniable
Fine, fresh, frozen, we got it one lock
Toronto represent
Now put your hands up

Montreal, Canada girls
(California girls, man)
Vancouver, Canada girls
(I really wish you all could be California girls)
Viewed: 9 times
Added: 6 years, 10 months ago
 
Reizinho
6 years, 10 months ago
o.o'
Interesting, actually.x3
ChanceProwlers
6 years, 10 months ago
Thank you!
ThisSeasonsColor
6 years, 10 months ago
*troll face because I laughed so hard and spilled MY Hot cocoa..*

Oh the irony ^-^
But this srsly made me laugh, I REALLY needed it today!
ChanceProwlers
6 years, 10 months ago
Did you get the message on who your are santaing for?
ThisSeasonsColor
6 years, 10 months ago
yep
Was just about to message you ;p
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