Don't really have art, so I just thought I'd use this place as a journal to express some interesting ideas.
Like a singing penis. Don't know exactly how you could call it singing, but scientists from France and Scotland have discovered that a tiny little bug called a water boatman is the loudest animal in the world relative to its size.
And it makes this incredibly loud noise with its penis, by rubbing it against its own abdomen.
This is termed stridulation, which is what crickets do to make their noise. Except crickets tend not to use their own penis.
According to the scientists, these aquatic animals make a noise of up to 99.2 decibels which is the equivalent to listening to a loud orchestra play whilst sitting in the front row. My art sucks, but it would be funny to see what a decent artist would come up with after reading this.