"You should really stop this, they are laughing at you."
"So, so that's a good thing."
"I don't think you get it, they aren't laughing with you, they are laughing at you."
"Ahm ahh huh. I know this, and so?"
They more or less repeat it.
Fucking shut up. If I can match Clouseau, I would do it. For comedy, I don't care how much someone is laughing AT me, if it's for comedy, it's worth it.
Man tells story of life, and as he says (God gave me a chance, )
only saying part of the (And shit my pants) As I am on the stage, someone else is telling the odd story.
Or something like, my first chance in certain things in life, were failed. And then I *For Real* poop my pants on stage, as I walk off of the stage blushing. Even if I had to hold my breath, just to fake it.
A crew helps to change me really fast, cleans the stage if needed... and then places a toilet on the stage.
Then we open the curtains with me sitting on it. Even if we'd have to fake it with a fart maker, have me sitting there looking like I am pushing, and then end up only farting.
This style has been used many times, one tells a story, while the other tries their best to act it out.
Pooping my pants on stage, on purpose, would certainly get people laughing, especially if I acted well enough like it was accident.
Why post this?
I was hoping someone would say something about that last journal, but no one did.
Thanks Very Much For Reading
7 years, 7 months ago
26 Oct 2011 21:24 CEST