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SkyeEldrich

Happy Rapture Day... again.

Well, a couple of months ago, Harold Camping, aka God's direct phone line to Earth, predicted that the Rapture would occur.... and he was WRONNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!

So, trying to save face, he predicted the REAL Rapture would occur today.

*Looks around.*  Nnnnnnnnnnope.  Don't see anyone's clothes left on the ground...  No empty cars crashing... no planes disappearing...  Nnnnnnnnnnothing.

Care to try again, Harold?

Disclaimer: Yes, I am an atheist, yes, I'm PROUD of it, and no, unlike other jerk atheists, I don't push my beliefs on others.  Mind you, I'm not above gloating when some idiot makes predictions like this...  Let's be honest, it says IN THE BIBLE that no one will know when the Rapture occurs until it HAPPENS.  So, now to go after the morons who think the world will end on 12/21/2012... (SPOILER ALERT! IT WON'T!  THE MAYAN CALENDAR IS A CYCLE, NOT AN ENDING!)
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Added: 6 years, 10 months ago
 
DragonPen
6 years, 10 months ago
I said it once and i will say it again...people need to stop tripping! Honestly, just because some nut job says its gonna happen..they believe him. When will they learn?
TheWanderingPikachu
6 years, 10 months ago
I only RECENTLY heard about this, but yeah... despite being Christian (though not a heavy one, as I've never read the bible and don't much believe the hype that God would hate gays, which I'm not exactly, but not as straight anymore like I was for years), I never put much faith in these silly beliefs that nut jobs or whatever you wanna call them will have, thinking the world's just gonna randomly have a Rapture some random day, lol. Hopefully, there will never be one, at least during our time... if ever, as some things about the Bible/other books probably don't make sense, when certain things contradict one another, as I've heard. Just my two cents on the subject, but anyway, I digress. XD
CharlesDragon
6 years, 10 months ago
Idiots like Harold Camping trying to make a fool of him self and I think world won't end but will have some problems we have to deal with in 2012
Hez
Hez
6 years, 10 months ago
*waves his paws dramatically*
BUT-ahh... I have seeeeeeen the light-ahh..!
Cast ye not-ahh, into the firey pools of sin-ahh, and-ahh corruption.
Judge those on-ahh their merits and smite any disssssbelievers onto thy gracious bosom!
*glance-glance*
Or something. I dunno. Hail Satan and cubporn ^;^
Reyos
6 years, 10 months ago
Happy religious crackpot day!
Eyehazcookie
6 years, 10 months ago
God he needs to stop, he makes every non stupid Christians out there look like idiots =.=
Masterjerk23
6 years, 10 months ago
Can't wait till late night comic monologs about this! Leno preferably He's funny as hell! .
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