Well, a couple of months ago, Harold Camping, aka God's direct phone line to Earth, predicted that the Rapture would occur.... and he was WRONNNNNNNNNNNNG!!!
So, trying to save face, he predicted the REAL Rapture would occur today.
*Looks around.* Nnnnnnnnnnope. Don't see anyone's clothes left on the ground... No empty cars crashing... no planes disappearing... Nnnnnnnnnnothing.
Care to try again, Harold?
Disclaimer: Yes, I am an atheist, yes, I'm PROUD of it, and no, unlike other jerk atheists, I don't push my beliefs on others. Mind you, I'm not above gloating when some idiot makes predictions like this... Let's be honest, it says IN THE BIBLE that no one will know when the Rapture occurs until it HAPPENS. So, now to go after the morons who think the world will end on 12/21/2012... (SPOILER ALERT! IT WON'T! THE MAYAN CALENDAR IS A CYCLE, NOT AN ENDING!)
7 years ago
22 Oct 2011 02:04 CEST