Now I'm not a hateful guy. It actually takes alot to get me to like someone, and I am actually very forgiving (almost to a fault). But let's face it, there are just some people you can't help but wish to see dropped down a man hole and torn assunder by wild gators in the New York sewer system. And the cartoon fandom has no shortage of them.
So here is my top 13 list of:
Cartoon Characters you just gotta KICK in the $@#%#$#%#$ [/b]
13- Chibi Chibi from Sailormoon= She was a runty physical embodiment of someone's soul. And she talked like a pokemon. The only cool thing she did in the series was give the Sailor scouts a flash at Sailor Star Fighter's civilian form goods by stealing his towel.
12- Heartthrob the Pegasus from My Little Pony (G1)= She was so annoying. Granted the bulk of the characters were catty and trope, but she was the tip of the "I am so girly" iceburg.
11- Deputy Mayor Briggs from Swat Kats= Ok, maybe more of a spanking, but seriously, why doesn't she step up and take over? I guess its less stressful to be the power behind the throne, but that dork needs to be impeached. Since she hasn't done that yet, she gets a spanking.
10- Fantastic Max= Who the fuck said a baby making daiper jokes with aliens while making his sister seem insane would be funny? And who the hell would give a baby a mohawk?
9- Too Much from Karate Kommandos= He is a bothersome pain in the neck that was probably the "cabin boy" for those testosterone drivin freaks. As soon as he showed up... in the title.... I changed the channel for Woody Woodpecker or even Muppet Babies. Something with more class.
8- The entire human cast of Denver, the Last Dinosaur= Sure Denver was fun, and any shows that can get my little mind to continue to love prehistoric lizards is instantly loved, but looking back.... I so wanted to drop them off a cliff. The guys were forgetable, the girls were barely 34-able, the villians were so Dick Tracey-ish they were laughable. But it had dinos. So I liked it.
7- Alpha from Power Rangers and Jeb from VR Troopers= Now i was as much a fan of the first few seasons of Power Rangers as the next kid. Actually I liked all the Sentai shows Saban tried to swarm us with. I just didn't like these characters. Alpha was irritating. Jeb was like Jack Nickelson without the charm. I prefered Flabber and the Monster gang from Beetle Borgs.... And that is saying something. Those guys were bothersome.
6- Bingo from Get Along Gang= What a dick. Everyone has that friend that acts a little jerky. Hell I've been a jerk a few times that I'm not proud of, but this guy had no redeaming qualities. Actually outside of the "Dam Bursting" episode, he only wants to be a lazy jerk.
5- Starscream from Transformers= He has an immortal spark. He can literally possess the bodies of any cyber being he wants, and what does he do? Dick around until he getsa body of his own. What the hell dude? Possess Megatron and blow his head off! Force Optimus (or Rodimus... whoever is leading the Autobots that month) to jump into a lava pit! You could rule everyone, and then get a freaking bod. Priorities man! Priorities!
4- Mr. Bogus= One of those shows that you thank god that it was only on for one season. It was part of the Sunday line up with Widget the World Watcher and Steampipe Alley. I loved those shows, and sandwiched inbetween was this mind numbing mix of a retarded Little and yellow smeg.
3- Snarfs from Thundercats= Not just the token whiner, but the whole civilization needs a taste of genecide. They exsist to only serve the thundercats. They made their own planet after Thundera blew up, and decided to just go back to Thundera and continue to serve.... WHY?! Now i can understand strong social ties and honor, but seriously, they obviously had a power shift. They could be the ones in charge of thundera, but nope. They wanna be the servents.
2- Ash Ketchum from Pokemon= Who the heck let this kid leave on his own without supervision? If Brock and Misty didn't take pity on him, he probably would still be lost in Viridian forest and feasted on Pikachu in order to survive. Someone should have called child services on his mom. That boy has issues. He like... resets his brain for every region journey. Type advantage is NOT that hard a concept to grasp.
1- Goten of Dragonball Z= I hate this kid. As annoyingly funny as Goku was in the Dragonball universe, Goten was a cheap attempt at cashing that in at the last minute. Where Gohan was coddled and gentle (thus making his whining a legit excuse), Goten's stupidity is not needed. I can accept ChiChi loosening up a bit and wanting him to train. Even training him herself for a bit, but I doubt she would skip on the schooling. Goten is so much like kid Goku that it almost seems like ChiChi was trying to cultivate a clone of her husband. And thats just creepy beyond reason (but great fuel for incest doujin). Goku had an excuse to be dense not having a traditional education for a long time, but Goten had no excuse, and thus needs a good kick to the backside.
There you go folks. Now understand this is not really hate. Many of these characters i still find entertaining, but I can't help but want to give them a kick in the butt for just poking my anger buttons.