I made this journal to offer up my idea for the Pantless Paragon, superhero extraordinaire! The champion who fights crime by going bottomless! I decided this was too hilarious an idea to keep to myself.
"That's right officer, I thwarted that rapist by throwing myself on his penis!"
Sadly, the Pantless Paragon gets arrested more often than the criminals she thwarts. We live in a truly twisted world. But somehow she always ends up back on the streets again, prowling for wrongdoers to boink.
Anyone could thwart crime in this way, but only the Pantless Paragon chooses to. In other words, the Pantless Paragon can be any character in a mask without pants. To be fair, the pants may still be worn, but they may not be worn below the waist. Another rule is that the character must wear some clothing on their upper body, or else they would just be the Naked Narcoleptic, the Pantless Paragon's sidekick, and frequent foil.
Step 1. put on mask
Step 2. take off pants
Step 3. fight crime
Step 4. ???
Step 5. Profit!
The Pantless Paragon can be any gender, though is traditionally female, or a cub.
Editing in another aspect to the Pantless Paragon's mythos.
The Miniature Menace!
The Miniature Menace could be the name of the Pantless Paragon's arch-nemesis. A card carrying villain who goes around committing petty crimes to thwart the bottomless crusader. Like littering, jaywalking, and adding extra items to her shopping cart in the 20 items or less express lane.
7 years, 1 month ago
27 Sep 2011 20:36 CEST