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Infinityplus1

Superhero meme

I made this journal to offer up my idea for the Pantless Paragon, superhero extraordinaire!  The champion who fights crime by going bottomless!  I decided this was too hilarious an idea to keep to myself.

"That's right officer, I thwarted that rapist by throwing myself on his penis!"  

Sadly, the Pantless Paragon gets arrested more often than the criminals she thwarts.  We live in a truly twisted world.  But somehow she always ends up back on the streets again, prowling for wrongdoers to boink.

Anyone could thwart crime in this way, but only the Pantless Paragon chooses to.   In other words, the Pantless Paragon can be any character in a mask without pants.  To be fair, the pants may still be worn, but they may not be worn below the waist.  Another rule is that the character must wear some clothing on their upper body, or else they would just be the Naked Narcoleptic, the Pantless Paragon's sidekick, and frequent foil.

Step 1.  put on mask
Step 2.  take off pants
Step 3.  fight crime
Step 4.  ???
Step 5.  Profit!

The Pantless Paragon can be any gender, though is traditionally female, or a cub.

Editing in another aspect to the Pantless Paragon's mythos.

The Miniature Menace!

The Miniature Menace could be the name of the Pantless Paragon's arch-nemesis.  A card carrying villain who goes around committing petty crimes to thwart the bottomless crusader.  Like littering, jaywalking, and adding extra items to her shopping cart in the 20 items or less express lane.
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Added: 7 years, 1 month ago
 
SenGrisane
7 years, 1 month ago
The sounds positively hilarous ^^
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
Thank you, I hope to implement the Pantless Paragon in some comics.  It's going to be one of those jokes where no one recognizes them, even though it's obvious who they are.   Except that one person who does recognize them, who no one believes.
FoxiGraff
7 years, 1 month ago
You have make it like the only way people would differentiate between them would be like some silly face mask that barely even covers the face or even just how they ware their hair or make up. LIke if it ever slipped off everyone would suddenly recognize that bottom that raped all the villains

Speaking of a sex related hero there needs to be super villains that would challenge the sexual stamina the hero. Like a villain that could instantly summon  tentacles from nowhere or something.

Also I'm sure that if the Pantless Paragon ever got arrested I'm sure that the officer could be bribed with getting bonked just as good as the bad guy that they would be compelled to release you.
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
I'm thinking a really narrow Zorro style mask.  Something which only covers the area directly surrounding the eyes.  Or a little masquerade number with little wings.  Though some instances of the Pantless Paragon may wear a Dread Pirate Robert's style bandanna with eyeholes, or a Guy Faux mask.  I'm thinking of even having one version who just takes off her glasses, Superman style.  Heck, one mask could even be made of panties, or a gimp mask or something.

I like the supervillain idea.  But I imagine most villains would just react with stunned surprised before getting violated until they like it.
lock444
7 years, 1 month ago
the pantless paragon is a 10 year old nympho maniac bunny girl. a pink tube top and some kakies are all she has. when she sees an evil doer she will pants herself throw herself upon them for some inapropriate underage sex and then watch as the FBI agents apear out of nowhere to capture the pedophile :P
FoxiGraff
7 years, 1 month ago
It would be awesome if she had like a relation ship with the chief of police as to deliberately set these sort of things up. After she rapes the perp she then goes and plays victim and get the law to take in her side. Or even using her for sting operations.
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
I think it could play out both ways, at different times, for the rule of funny.  Sometimes the villain gets caught, and sometimes she gets arrested for raping them because she's doing it to prevent a crime.  Therefore, they haven't actually committed a crime yet.  And to play up the obliviousness to her identity, the cops don't realize she's a minor while she is disguised.  The law doesn't tolerate vigilantism.  Heck, they could both get arrested and put into the same cell, where the assault continues.  The general rule is do whatever is funny.  

Criminals who live in the city could live in perpetual fear of being assaulted by cubs, and others might commit minor crimes in hopes of invoking her wrath.  Stuff like, littering, jaywalking, video piracy, or sneaking into movie theaters without paying.   A joke could be that the crime rates actually went up after she started her crusade.
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
The FBI appearing out of nowhere is actually pretty funny.   Like, maybe the dude is committing some horrible crime, all the while no one as stopping him, then the moment he touches the Pantless Paragon, they pop out of some absurd hiding place, like a coke machine, or a parking meter, as if they were hiding there all along, just waiting.
lock444
7 years, 1 month ago
Hehehe I like the idea of her more and more. If you want to cook up some funny comic things about her with me I'll be more than happy to brain storm with you.

Catch phrase "I shall take the cock of Villany up my underage ass of justice"
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
lol, nice quote

Especially since it's said like a threat, but doesn't really sound like one.  
KevinSnowpaw
7 years, 1 month ago
I don't know about this "Pantsless Paragon" But I sometimes go by my secret identity, the Azure Avenger!



FoxiGraff
7 years, 1 month ago
Azure avenger? I thinks the other one is doing all the avenging on your behind.
Infinityplus1
7 years, 1 month ago
Looks like you're allergic to capes, so you need to wear one by close proxy.  Very close.  X3
KevinSnowpaw
7 years, 1 month ago
hes got meny strengths and weaknesses that could be one of them XD
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