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Zenuverse Physics and World Rules

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So I'm kinda sick and tired of trying to explain to some people why some things that I draw are the way they are so I am laying down the fucking gauntlet now. And thus I give you the 11 Zenuverse Physics and World Rules.  If ever you have any questions, doubts, misunderstandings or confusion over anything I have ever created you can refer to this to educate yourself if you so desire.



Rule 1: A character can be of any body size and be perfectly compatible with a character of any other body size.

Rule 2: No character has internal organs of any kind of real world human or animal like variety outside of the following exceptions:
- All characters have a brain.
- The only other which females possess is an organ that generates fluids for lubrication either from the mouth, vagina or rectum.
- Males have something similar but it is linked directly to the testicles and primarily further increases their capacity for producing sperm.
- Futanari’s have no testicles but feature both sets of organs that male/female Zenuverse characters do and are even more highly productive with both.

Rule 3: Characters have no bones or muscles, their bodies maintain their physical structure all on their own.  However characters with particular large types of body mass are indeed stronger because of it.

Rule 4: A characters mouth, anus or vagina can stretch to any size that is required and their will be no tearing, ripping or permanent stretching of any variety. Their bodies are composed of similar materials to that of real living creatures but their unique structure and compounds allows them to stretch to immense sizes with zero repercussions. Think like Luffy from One Piece.

Rule 5: The anus and (when applicable) the vagina are both directly linked to the same internal orifice tunnel which connects directly to the throat.
- When a character is taking a penis for example in one end and it exits the other this is extremely pleasurable for them because of Rule 6.

Rule 6: While also painful to some slight degree, a character also experiences intense pleasure the wider they are being stretched. Unique sensory glans within the entire internal lining of the body produces this sensation.

Rule 7: Characters contain no blood and thus cannot bleed.

Rule 8: Characters do not eat or drink as they do not require any sources of energy, vitamins or proteins outside of those provided by sexual encounters.  The materials from either orifice lubricants or sperm are not digested but are instead absorbed directly in to the body.  Only a small amount is required for survival so characters will never be worried about losing the majority of them externally. They can be absorbed by the skin as well as the inside of the body.

Rule 9: There are no laws, rules or restrictions on relationships in regards to age, gender or species though characters will still joke about significant differences if any as the ideal relationship is still one of similar age.

Rule 10: Characters and creatures of all varieties exist that can result in all of the following:
Furry on furry encounters
Human on furry encounters
Furry on animal encounters
Animal on human encounters
Sentient animal on human encounters
Sentient animal on furry encounters
Alien on all of the above encounters
Demon on all of the above encounters
Monster on all of the above encounters

Rule 11: Ultimately all of these rules can be broken at any time if the work being created requires it. It is at this point you will have to rely on your own sense of disbelief and simply accept the fact that a drawing can feature logic, rules or physics of any variety without having to be compared to those of reality.  It is very very difficult it seems for some people to do this, especially those that are particularly jaded, cynical and disconnected from their capacity to use their imagination.  You have my deepest sympathies if you are one such person.

Thanks for reading, I'm sure some people will still complain from time to time whenever I draw a big penis in a small girl but eh, I tried.
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Added: 7 years, 2 months ago
 
MarcoWolf
7 years, 2 months ago
i know an artist who probably thinks or thought like you. M.C.Esher (i love the pic of the stairs wonderful work that) he was a genius, as are you!
SherlyKaru
7 years, 2 months ago
They work almost like Sherly
I wonder why people keep questioning the way some characters can be made >_>
xichan
7 years, 2 months ago
Rule 12: Shut the fuck up and enjoy the damn eye-candy!

*grin* Seriously, it's pornographic furry art. if ppls cannot suspend disbelief enough to enjoy it, they should just not look...
Zenu
7 years, 2 months ago
Rule 13: If still not satisfied with rules proceed to nearest location featuring large male steed and bend over for said steed to get the truly realistic experience one desires. XD
phyrexfirestorm
7 years, 2 months ago
lol. its like the 10 commandments,  'cept there's 11 of them.
Zenu
7 years, 2 months ago
I tried to keep it at 10 but then I realized I forgot about bones and muscles and no doubt they would have been brought up at some point lol.  
Magnus
7 years, 2 months ago
I think this could even be boiled down to a single rule:

It's all cartoons. None of it is real. Stop expecting realism, start fapping.
Hez
Hez
7 years, 2 months ago
One-million times YES. I approve of your thinking Zenu.
And where can I buy a ticket to emigrate to your universe?
Saglinger
7 years, 2 months ago
Whao.  Umm should I be scared?
Zenu
7 years, 2 months ago
haha naw this is all just nonsense really, won't actually be sticking to any of these rules =P  It's simply here for those who would rather have a long lengthy nerdy explanation for why "that penis the size of a small bus is in that girl and she aint dead" instead of me having to constantly say "its a cartoon drawing doofus".
Saglinger
7 years, 2 months ago
Your rant was a bit over the top o.O

But then again, even the horse was skeptical.
Zenu
7 years, 2 months ago
Yeah I do that, helps to vent ones frustrations with some text ranting lol
SenGrisane
7 years, 2 months ago
I want to get rid of all my unnecessary organs ^^
Can I sign up? :P
awesomnessman
7 years, 2 months ago
So basically, all 11 rules can be boiled down into 1 rule.
It's Zenu's drawing. Either enjoy the great looking art that makes you horny, or STFU and GTFO
PlatinumPen
7 years, 2 months ago
Very interesting, Gives me few few story ideas this universe of yours and with set rules it can function as a true world.
(Ever read Bulldog Empire?)
sedkitty
7 years, 2 months ago
Rule 0: It's magic, biatches!
wolfman1214
7 years, 2 months ago
Problem scientists? XD
DarkLucario
7 years, 2 months ago
I don't understand why people have to question it lol what's done is done right?
DominicSilvertongue
7 years, 2 months ago
Awesome rules and I hope they will be happy now.
SpaceCat
7 years, 2 months ago
in short, it's a cartoon, if some one doesn't understand the significance of that word, they need to watch loonytoons.
Zenu
7 years, 2 months ago
I think its less about the realism overall and more specifically about the sexual elements. Since so many people relate sex so much to their own real world human concept of what it is and how it works they just can't let go of that even when the context is "yo this is a super unrealistic cartoon where nothing makes sense cause that's the point".  I don't get annoyed by the mindset of these people so much as that it leads to just, so much boring samey porn.  
SpaceCat
7 years, 2 months ago
I guess I'm just used to cartoon physics. When cartoons get dirty, the same rules come to mind.
daemonicusprince
6 years, 11 months ago
Don't bother feeding the f**king whiny trolls, the people that bitched before won't stop now, it's a waste of your breath and journal space, they can go to hell, simple enough.
Daneasaur
6 years, 11 months ago
hehehe, I enjoy the fun these rules entail >:3
Horsie
6 years, 10 months ago
I love how your wolrd works. Where is it so I can move (permanently)?
SenGrisane
6 years, 10 months ago
Lets do some cub/penis shiskebabs then yay ^^
doppelganger
6 years ago
What if they where plush toys/dolls? Most problems would be fixed. They would be toys of any species that have secret genitals. It be funny to see this happen in a toy store after hours.
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