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Relee

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Well it finally happened. I tried to put it off as long as I could, but these things just have a way of happening when their time comes around.

Today is my 30th birthday.
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Added: 7 years, 1 month ago
 
Alfador
7 years, 1 month ago
Carousel time!
Relee
7 years, 1 month ago
NOPE.
AlexReynard
7 years, 1 month ago
Happy birthday!

<waves a magic wand and turns you into a sexy pineapple>
Relee
7 years, 1 month ago
*pokes you with sexy pineapple pokers*
AlexReynard
7 years, 1 month ago
I figured you'd try to figure out what a sexy pineapple would look like. I admit having no idea.
Relee
7 years, 1 month ago
There's lots of ways you could do it, but I'd say around half of them involve stockings and a feather boa.
AlexReynard
7 years, 1 month ago
And tits. Remember, furries throw tits on everything.
Relee
7 years, 1 month ago
Pineapple tits would hurt whoever had them. Weighty things pushing the needles into your flesh. Owie. Then imagine a hug! Like a reverse hedgehog!
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