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Palmedo

WAT...

I got employee of the month for first shift at Wal-Mart.  I think all my goals and ambitions have been met.  I can now go kill myself knowing my life's complete.
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Added: 7 years, 1 month ago
 
Arcturus
7 years, 1 month ago
You have to stay alive ;_;
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
But whyyyyyyyyy?  My life's meaning has been fulfilled with this most auspicious of awards!  I mean, c'mon... Employee of the Month... from WAL-MART!  It's... it's a god-send!  :D
Doggieo
7 years, 1 month ago
IM PROUD OF YOU HUBBY
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
When we finally get our place together I'll hang it up on the wall proudly!  <3
TrippPup
7 years, 1 month ago
Congrats!
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
Haha, thanks!
HimaChita
7 years, 1 month ago
You work at Wally World? You are my mortal enemy. Now, we fight! *giggles*
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
Yep, that's my line of employment.  I guess you work Target!  I used to work there.  :3
HimaChita
7 years, 1 month ago
Nah, I actually work at Meijer, which is kinda like Walmart if you don't know, we just have to wear annoyingly red shirts.
Ultratails42
7 years, 1 month ago
Nope. Not allowed to die *clings*
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
*oofs and laughs*  Ohh?
Ultratails42
7 years, 1 month ago
Yup. Not allowed *holds*
SugarRush
7 years, 1 month ago
You must be that one employee that's not brain dead then...

Suriously though think I know what you mean, I remember being one of the better employees when I was a pizza hut driver, and I got lost...frequently...x-x
Palmedo
7 years, 1 month ago
Well... no, I'm brain dead.  I just do my fucking job because it's what I get paid to do.  And despite, you know, hating the place, I do my job well.  It's how I've always been.  Putting forth my best effort.

I just didn't need a plaque and stuff.  XD
SugarRush
7 years, 1 month ago
I know, huh? That's what my point was, it's sad that just DOING YOUR JOB and actually trying is considered  to be 'excellent effort'...
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