Its true and I think the fact that I'm posting this journal means it hates you too.
okay first off this is in reference to a show I don't like "American Dad"
this all came to me one day while I was working, not sure how talking to some pain in the ass customer half way across the country sparked this train of thought but....
One of the weird aspects of the show is that they have a char who is basically a German scientist in the body of a gold fish. now Claus also seems to be sexually attracted to the main char's wife. I a flash of insight so vivid it may have scared me for life, I pictured the only way i think that would work.
since Claus is a fish he can't have sex with a human female so she would need to straddle his goldfish bowl and release "eggs" into it for him to achive orgasm...
the image won't go away I keeps seeing pingpong balls pushing passed pink lips and plopping into the water over and over again while the gold fish moans in a german accent...
brain why do you hate me me so.... WHYYYYYY!
*curls up in the corner and cries*
7 years, 3 months ago
24 Jul 2011 06:49 CEST