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Bunnycub

My brain is evil and it hates me

Its true and I think the fact that I'm posting this journal means it hates you too.


okay first off this is in reference to a show I don't like "American Dad"  
  
this all came to me one day while I was working,  not sure how talking to some pain in the ass customer half way across the country sparked this train of thought but....

One of the weird aspects of the show is that they have a char who is basically a German scientist in the body of a gold fish.  now Claus also seems to be sexually attracted to the main char's wife.  I a flash of insight so vivid it may have scared me for life, I pictured the only way i think that would work.

since Claus is a fish he can't have sex with a human female so she would need to straddle his goldfish bowl  and release "eggs" into it for him to achive orgasm...

the image won't go away   I keeps seeing  pingpong  balls pushing passed pink lips and plopping into the water over and over again while the gold fish moans in a german accent...  

brain why do you hate me me so.... WHYYYYYY!

*curls up in the corner and cries*
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Added: 7 years, 3 months ago
 
Quiet269
7 years, 3 months ago
She would squat over the bowl, and he would Free Willie up to tail slap her clit to climax.
Bunnycub
7 years, 3 months ago
that would get her off but leave him unsatisfied I think... *chuckles*
NightWolf00a
7 years, 3 months ago
Switch "Trapped in the body of a fish" with "Trapped in the body of a puppy" and "In love with the man's wife" to "In lust with the man's boys." and let nature take its course!
ScottyKat
7 years, 3 months ago
poor bunneh XD
k9k
k9k
7 years, 3 months ago
OR the reverse, she pours the the fishbowl into her vagina, Claus swims up to her eggs and fertilizes them.
Bunnycub
7 years, 3 months ago
cue the balad of lemmie winks from south park
CosmicMutt
7 years, 3 months ago
Now you put that imagine in my head. Your brain does hate the innocent.DX
PlatinumPen
7 years, 3 months ago
First of all not the worst brain stab I've ever had (let's just say it involved Rosie O'Donnel [sorry if I got the spelling wrong] Jabba the Hutt and a hot tub full of green Jell-O)

Second, not to nit-pick but I think Claus was an German Athlete in the winter games not a scientist (why people equate Germany with evil (or just a little crazy) scientists I'll never know)
Feryl
7 years, 3 months ago
You are correct in that he was an Olympic ski jumper. But he was still quite evil, having once traveled Europe just to kill college students. ^.^
PlatinumPen
7 years, 3 months ago
Well to be fair snotty European collage students ARE asking for it.
Bunnycub
7 years, 3 months ago
sorry like I said i don't like the show so i've seen only a hand full of eps  I figured if the cia put his brain in the body of a gold fish me must have been doing something evil and sciency
*shrugs*
thelapisfox
7 years, 2 months ago
LOL I actually thought Klaus was suppose to be Hitler, but anyways, awww you don't like American Dad? But but but...it's all about America and how 90% of America actually acts like they do on the show.....*is american*

Anyways, maybe I can help remove your evil brain images. Klaus has only actually attempted anything with Francine in one episode when Stan (stupidly mind you, but what's new there?) puts Klaus' brain into another mans body.
KimbaLion
7 years, 3 months ago
that sound real hard *giggle* sorry =^~°=
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