Evil Guide Plan
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)!
Your objective is simple: soul accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: sadistic pleasure
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a chosen one. This will cause the world to slaughter a sacred calf to appease the gods, terrified by your arrival. Who is this Demon Straight Out of Hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in Battle Armor?
Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do your every bidding.
Finally, you must covertly move your arcane ritual, bringing about the Dead rising from the Grave. Your name shall become synonymous with slaughter, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your Cunning Intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to make you their god.
7 years, 9 months ago
15 Jul 2011 06:07 CEST