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Nir

My medicine makes me dream the weirdest shit.. x.x

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Like, seriously, I have had weird dreams in the past, I mean who hasn't, but I think this one really exceeds them all. The plot of the dream is apparently a B-Rated gay porno gold, but the funny thing is, any wet dream I have ever had was literally a hot chick or a hot stud, nothing like this. I wouldn't even going as far as saying this is a wet dream, just plain weird. o.o

It goes a little something like this. I wanted to go to the doctor to get a check up done, since I haven't done it in awhile and I just want to make sure I'm doing okay. Well, I go in the place, get checked up by the nurse, nothing special, then comes in this black doctor. He does his check up on me and once again, nothing special, until he makes a face, then I, of course, have to ask the obvious, "What's wrong?" He was checking to see if I had hernia, which, once again, nothing unusual about the procedure that I haven't gone through before. He tells me to put on my pants and he stood up to say, "I think you may have something, I noticed something was wrong with your penis."

I'm like, "Okay, that's bad, what should we do?" I'm trying to be general about this. He goes and says, "Well, I can't say, but in order to check it, I'm going to have to do a quick cat-scan. I agree, then he walks me to the lab, then he tells me, due to me having metal, I have to remove all of my clothes, besides he needs to have my crotch being exposed. He takes me into this room with himself, then he shuts the door and looks down at my crotch, "Before I have to give you your scrubs, I need you to be hard."

Now I'm getting freaked out, "Say what?" He says, "You heard me, here, let me help." He takes his ungloved hand and grabs my member and begins squeezing and rubbing on it. I'm already pressed against the door and he's smiling down at me and of course, my member does get hard, for some odd reason, then it seems like he was going to go down on his knees and apparently give me head, but then all of a sudden the door opens and a nurse comes in and is shocked at what she was seeing. "W-We're you just giving him a handjob??" The doctor goes back to his professional demeanor and he reassures the nurse that this is or procedure and she needs to go get the machine ready. She buys into it, closes the door, then the doctor looks at me and directs me to the table. I have to lay on my back, but I never did get my scrubs, so I am laying on a cold, steel operating-like table with this machine that looks like an x-ray machine hovering above me and it's pointed to my still erect member. He brings the machine down and first puts it on my chin, turns it on, and I could feel it tugging on my skin, then he of course turns it down to my member, it gets sucked into the machine, almost as if it were a sex machine, then I was being pleasured by this overly powerful machine, with the pervy doctor in the background saying, "It's going to be okay, this is normal if you feel some tugging.

Then at this point, I wake up in bed, soaked in sweat, wondering how in the living mother of hell would I ever dream this shit?! >////< Now I know just how porno screenwriters get their stupid plot ideas... Damn medicine... x.x
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Added: 7 years, 2 months ago
 
starlyte
7 years, 2 months ago
*blinks staring at him* Wow you actually remember your dreams? I can barely remember mine I just get deja vu snips like a good time later. like months or more away. Definately an odd one though. I'd say just deny everything and try to forget it quick as possible cause thinking on it and you just might get a repeat or continuation x.x
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
I usually don't 100% remember my dreams, but this one I somehow remember completely. I guess I was more half awake, but still asleep when this was going on. XP
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
XD hehe wow thats a weird dream D: but i lose memory of what i dream about after i wake up so often has fragments of the dream that i remember or none at all but @_@ afew days ago had this odd dream were i was this guy who had put into digital battles with odd ppl an creatures an what i fight againsts were sealed in the very same room i sleep in an cant remember but 2 of the things sealed in there one was a creature of stone an earth an japanese doll of a lil girl who wore a broken mask an in part of the dream the contement thing that it was in broke an got free but some how got it back in its containment unit >,< forgotten part of dream an then changed to the ppl in the tv show warehouse 13 an the device that is kinda like a tube thing i would exit after fights became broken an then for some odd reason the dream got messed up an there were lots of bees an thats all i can remember D: dam you bad memory.

the dreams i have are often really odd but nothing sexual like yours just things ya often would see in a anime
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
The funny thing is, I hardly ever get wet dreams. I think the last one I remember having was back when I was 16... and that was a looooooooooong time ago. x.x
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
ahh o3o maybe ya had some expired milk that gave ya the wierd dream or maybe a wet dream demon came an invaded ya dream an what ya talking about ya only a 3 month old kitten :3 how can ya be 16 years old when ya only 3 months old *scratches ya belly*
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
I was meaning irl silly. XD
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
o3o an i am forcing ya mind away from the dream so ya dreams about being a lil kitten that is being loved on with lots of belly rubs so ya have a nice dream >;3 an i am silly 8D no im fucking randomly crazy *molests a block of swiss cheese*
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
Well, I'm not thaaaaaaat young Lunin. *He grins and wiggles his butt cutely* Eeee! <333 *He pounces in your arms and purrs*
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
rubs under your chin an snuggles ya x3 i wubs cute animals o3o *steals ya cause ya to cute to left go of*
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
*He blushes and purrs happily* Eeee! <333 *He lifts his chin and mrowls gently from the chin rubbings* Mmmrr... <333 *His tail sways happily as he is getting nice attention from you* <3
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
o3o *noms playfully on the end of ya tail* XD i actually do that to booties the calacoon kitty we have here >,< i wubs boots an her sillyness tho XD tho she kinda sounds like she is crying when ya touch her but its cause she is a talkative cat that wants to keep ya anttention
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
Yush, most calicoes are talkative. *His tail wiggles about from the little nibbling and he purrs happily* I just "eee" whenever I get attention like that, like snuggling and someone touching my body, whatever you usually do in that regard. <3 *He purrs happily and keeps flickering his tail about*
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
XD boots go Rawooo x3 hehe its pretty cute *turns into feral form an cuddles up with ya* n.n hehe now i can lick ya all i wants >:3
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
*Gasps cutely, then he blushes and curls up against you, then buries his face into your side* Mmrrrowww... Lickieeeeeeees... >////<
LuninWulf
7 years, 2 months ago
licks ya softly on ya head
drakiskier
7 years, 2 months ago
well, at least you get dreams you remember and star you..

90% of the time, i fall asleep and then i wake up.   nothing in between that i can remember.

the other 10% of the time, i dream, but somehow _I_ am not part of the dream at all...    ive had RPG dreams similar to the original FF games, ive had dreams that play out like movies...   but im never in them.    the one dream that stands out the most that i can still remember, was a combination of dr who, flying whales, and the bighead cheat from counterstrike...
TachiKusanagi
7 years, 2 months ago
I would reply in a smart manner about this, but reading this made my head explode about how one could dream that.

X3
furryako
7 years, 2 months ago
LOL. i haven't had a dream in a month or so. i rarely have them and when i do it's usually a nightmare caused by eating too much before going to sleep or something>.<. and i only seem to have dreams if i wake up around noon and make myself sleep another hour or so.
VoodooKitty
7 years, 2 months ago
i have scarey dreams. without medicine
Halo
7 years, 2 months ago
wow thats like an awsomely weird dream. pitty of the black doctor that would not be a turn on for me... lol but really awsome dream X3
liontaro
7 years, 2 months ago
oh snap! I've got busted! D:
Dracolicoi
7 years, 2 months ago
Welcome to the world of porno scipt writers! hahaha... I know what you're talking about... meds are the worst for dreams!
Apis
7 years, 2 months ago
ahhhh if only you could fave journals.
Nir
Nir
7 years, 2 months ago
Haha, well maybe that should be the next feature for IB. XD
TSOL
7 years, 2 months ago
man bro your lucky! D: wish i had sex dreams. iv had it like ones xP
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