Like, seriously, I have had weird dreams in the past, I mean who hasn't, but I think this one really exceeds them all. The plot of the dream is apparently a B-Rated gay porno gold, but the funny thing is, any wet dream I have ever had was literally a hot chick or a hot stud, nothing like this. I wouldn't even going as far as saying this is a wet dream, just plain weird. o.o
It goes a little something like this. I wanted to go to the doctor to get a check up done, since I haven't done it in awhile and I just want to make sure I'm doing okay. Well, I go in the place, get checked up by the nurse, nothing special, then comes in this black doctor. He does his check up on me and once again, nothing special, until he makes a face, then I, of course, have to ask the obvious, "What's wrong?" He was checking to see if I had hernia, which, once again, nothing unusual about the procedure that I haven't gone through before. He tells me to put on my pants and he stood up to say, "I think you may have something, I noticed something was wrong with your penis."
I'm like, "Okay, that's bad, what should we do?" I'm trying to be general about this. He goes and says, "Well, I can't say, but in order to check it, I'm going to have to do a quick cat-scan. I agree, then he walks me to the lab, then he tells me, due to me having metal, I have to remove all of my clothes, besides he needs to have my crotch being exposed. He takes me into this room with himself, then he shuts the door and looks down at my crotch, "Before I have to give you your scrubs, I need you to be hard."
Now I'm getting freaked out, "Say what?" He says, "You heard me, here, let me help." He takes his ungloved hand and grabs my member and begins squeezing and rubbing on it. I'm already pressed against the door and he's smiling down at me and of course, my member does get hard, for some odd reason, then it seems like he was going to go down on his knees and apparently give me head, but then all of a sudden the door opens and a nurse comes in and is shocked at what she was seeing. "W-We're you just giving him a handjob??" The doctor goes back to his professional demeanor and he reassures the nurse that this is or procedure and she needs to go get the machine ready. She buys into it, closes the door, then the doctor looks at me and directs me to the table. I have to lay on my back, but I never did get my scrubs, so I am laying on a cold, steel operating-like table with this machine that looks like an x-ray machine hovering above me and it's pointed to my still erect member. He brings the machine down and first puts it on my chin, turns it on, and I could feel it tugging on my skin, then he of course turns it down to my member, it gets sucked into the machine, almost as if it were a sex machine, then I was being pleasured by this overly powerful machine, with the pervy doctor in the background saying, "It's going to be okay, this is normal if you feel some tugging.
Then at this point, I wake up in bed, soaked in sweat, wondering how in the living mother of hell would I ever dream this shit?! >////< Now I know just how porno screenwriters get their stupid plot ideas... Damn medicine... x.x