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Joeyboy

I have a hard time

Finding Pokemon hot these days. It used to be all about little electric gerbils and water foxes getting tentacle raped by chubby lizards, Now its all abstract armadillos getting it on with highly-evolved broth seasonings... I just don't get it...
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Added: 7 years, 3 months ago
 
CLCoon
7 years, 3 months ago
indeed, thats why the classics are best. =3
PlatinumPen
7 years, 3 months ago
abstract armadillo? that sounds like a power ranger villain and some of the new ones hold promise like the starters for example, but then again I'm just a pervy one (and the fact I can also cook DOES NOT make me Sanji)
elix
7 years, 3 months ago
Abstract Armadillo sounds like an Ubuntu version. :P
PlatinumPen
7 years, 3 months ago
Or maybe a remake of an old Megaman X villain?
Alfador
7 years, 3 months ago
Oh good, I'm not the only one who thought of Armored Armadillo.
Tlaren
7 years, 1 month ago
Glad I wasn't the only one that went there...

... now I have to play Megaman X again.
sedkitty
7 years, 3 months ago
Or a Metal Gear Solid villain.
PlatinumPen
7 years, 3 months ago
Perfect! The love child of Armored Armadillo and Screaming Mantis! (I will never forgive myself if this becomes an actual furry pic)
elix
7 years, 3 months ago
Evolutionary complexity. They can't just plain remake the originals. Kind of like website domain names. Everything under 6 letters has been taken by now for .com addresses except for random scrambles of letters, so you have services like ooVoo (a Skype competitor) coming out, and they've got stupid names because all the normal ones are already taken.
Alfador
7 years, 3 months ago
True, but when they're doing slightly different dogs, cats, and groundhogs (Lillipup, Purrloin, Patrat), there's still loads of room for innovation. As I grumbled about below, there's exactly one Pokémon that wears a diaper. And it's a vulture chick. Wearing a SKULL for a diaper.
fluffdance
7 years, 3 months ago
" Now its all abstract armadillos getting it on with highly-evolved broth seasonings...


That...Has to be the most incredible, awesome and outright amazing statement I have ever heard in my life.  Kudos, fair stranger.  <3
AlexReynard
7 years, 3 months ago
Minccino: Simple, cuddly, adorable. Also, Pachirisu.
Alfador
7 years, 3 months ago
The classic 151 have a much higher concentration of hotness than later offerings, I agree. But as Alex said, there are examples of awesome in every generation.

Zorua, for another example, has the same standard of cuteness set by Eevee, darkened without the slender, "evolved" form of Umbreon.

Emolga: The new electric rodent, now a FLYING electric rodent.

Cubchoo: YMMV, depending on what you think of teddy bears with post-nasal drip.

Vullaby: Aw man! Why couldn't they have picked something hotter to be the only Pokémon canonically diapered?!

Victini: Just some cuteness.

And lest we forget, those "highly-evolved broth seasonings" you mention can still learn the tentacle rape move... >:3
Kokarca
7 years, 3 months ago
I've been re-playing FireRed recently, it really makes me miss the older designs! Call me a hipster, but the old designs are much better and really nostalgic too :3
Kupok
7 years, 3 months ago
It's what made me drift from Pokemons over to Touhous :x
cyborgkg
7 years, 3 months ago
shift happens!
TorryEllis
7 years, 3 months ago
Well... At least there's a few really cute and/or hot ones, right? ^.^ I mean, look at Zorua. Downright sexy, in the right conditions.
KimbaLion
7 years, 3 months ago
the old pokes are only the best one =^~°=
but i understand thats a hard time
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