Poll Position!

So yes, sorry to all of you waiting for my next chapter to come out but I have been insanely busy, not to mention stressed, during this last week and into this current week. Finals are murdering me and I've been working dilligently on that, instead of my writing. Hopefully I can post the next chapter by the end of this week or into the weekend.

On another note, I figured its time for another poll position. So, funniest dirty joke you've ever heard, shoot. I wanna hear 'em and you wanna tell 'em so go on, I'm all ears!

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Anon696

12 years, 10 months ago

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One day Mr. Smith, the president of a large corporation, called his vice-president, Dave, into his office and said, "We're making some cutbacks, so either Jack or Barbara will have to be laid off." Dave looked at Mr. Smith and said, "Barbara is my best worker, but Jack has a wife and three kids. I don't know whom to fire."
The next morning Dave waited for his employees to arrive. Barbara was the first to come in, so Dave said, "Barbara, I've got a problem. You see, I've got to lay you or Jack off and I don't know what to do." Barbara replied, "You'd better jack off. I've got a headache."