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[quote] St. George, UT — One city in Utah has decided it has had enough porn in their town and is taking the drastic measure of banning all pornography along with making it a criminal offense. In a unanimous decision by the city council of St. George, Utah, a law was passed making the possession of any pornographic related material in the city limits a crime punishable by 30 days in jail.
Mayor Arthur McDaniel told CNN he is excited about the new law. “It’s time a city steps up and sets a precedent that this disgusting filth that has plagued this great country of ours for generations will no longer be tolerated,” McDaniel said. “Pornography is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this smut and corruption to our children, but not the great city of St. George. I can only hope and pray other cities and states follow suit.”


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5 years, 5 months ago
Good luck in the courts, jack ass XD (My thoughts right there)
5 years, 5 months ago
Possible entrapment law for folks passing through, since I-15 passes through it.
5 years, 5 months ago
Give some people a little power, and they'll try to outlaw the sun rising in the morning.
5 years, 5 months ago
You say that, but remember the Indiana Pi bill. They wanted to pass a law in Indiana that would force Pi to equal 3 to quit being so messy with all those decimal points. Outlawing the sun rising in the morning is several steps LESS stupid.

But good luck with that, Utah. You're the state in the USA that has the highest incidence of people buying porn in their hotel rooms. Even if you ignore the unconstitutionality of this attempt at prohibition, and even if you ignore how "successful" prohibition has been historically, all you're going to accomplish is make mormons look even more retarded than they already do to anyone with more than two working brain cells to knock together.
5 years, 5 months ago
Ah, you do realize this article is a joke, right? ". “We will also be removing certain produce from our grocery stores; we know all the tricks of a sexual deviant.” It started out fairly believable.
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