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Danaume

That's a Porno!

Sung To: Dean Martin - That's Amore

San Fernando Valley, where porn is king,
When boy meets girl,
Here's what they say...

When the spooge hits your eye,
While your eating cream pie, that's a porno.
When the fluffer works overtime,
'Cause you've had too much wine, that's a porno.

In your dreams, sucking on a thing,
Suddenly you cream, and you scream, "Fuck me fella"
In the act, sucky-sucky-slap,
Sucky-sucky-slap like a gay acapella!

When you order Chinese,
And you pay on your knees, that's a porno.
When you test every week,
For all known STDs, your in deep.

When you're fucking the team,
But not on the big screen, you're in porn.
Scuzza me, but you see,
Down in the Valley, that's a porno!

When the spooge hits your eye,
While your eating cream pie, that's a porno.
That's a porno!
When the fluffer works overtime,
'Cause you've had too much wine, that's a porno.
That's a porno!

In your dreams, sucking on a thing,
Suddenly you cream, and you scream, "Fuck me fella"
In the act, sucky-sucky-slap
Sucky-sucky-slap like a gay acapella!
Lucky fella!

When you order Chinese,
And you pay on your knees, that's a porno.
That's a porno!
When you test every week,
For all known STDs, your in deep.

When you're fucking the team,
But not on the big screen, you're in porn.
Scuzza me, but you see,
Back in the Valley, that's a porno!
That's a porno!
Viewed: 82 times
Added: 5 years ago
 
DragonPen
5 years ago
I litterally fell off my chair laughing. XD
CodieCub
5 years ago
I enjoyed this too much X3
graymuzzle
5 years ago
It's sad that the industry is shut down over the AIDS scare....
DOtter
5 years ago
You know, sung that way, "a porno" almost sounds like an Italian adjective. (According to Google Translate, it means, "in porn.")

*giggles* Waiter! I want the pollo fettuccine marinara a porno, per favore! (I wonder what I'd get, beyond a dirty look.)
asuraludu
5 years ago
this is perfection.
Rakaziel
5 years ago
Great rymes! xD
theonlyliverpoolninja
5 years ago
Terribly good show old chap.
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