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Danaume

That's a Porno!

Sung To: Dean Martin - That's Amore

San Fernando Valley, where porn is king,
When boy meets girl,
Here's what they say...

When the spooge hits your eye,
While your eating cream pie, that's a porno.
When the fluffer works overtime,
'Cause you've had too much wine, that's a porno.

In your dreams, sucking on a thing,
Suddenly you cream, and you scream, "Fuck me fella"
In the act, sucky-sucky-slap,
Sucky-sucky-slap like a gay acapella!

When you order Chinese,
And you pay on your knees, that's a porno.
When you test every week,
For all known STDs, your in deep.

When you're fucking the team,
But not on the big screen, you're in porn.
Scuzza me, but you see,
Down in the Valley, that's a porno!

When the spooge hits your eye,
While your eating cream pie, that's a porno.
That's a porno!
When the fluffer works overtime,
'Cause you've had too much wine, that's a porno.
That's a porno!

In your dreams, sucking on a thing,
Suddenly you cream, and you scream, "Fuck me fella"
In the act, sucky-sucky-slap
Sucky-sucky-slap like a gay acapella!
Lucky fella!

When you order Chinese,
And you pay on your knees, that's a porno.
That's a porno!
When you test every week,
For all known STDs, your in deep.

When you're fucking the team,
But not on the big screen, you're in porn.
Scuzza me, but you see,
Back in the Valley, that's a porno!
That's a porno!
Viewed: 82 times
Added: 5 years, 2 months ago
 
DragonPen
5 years, 2 months ago
I litterally fell off my chair laughing. XD
CodieCub
5 years, 2 months ago
I enjoyed this too much X3
graymuzzle
5 years, 2 months ago
It's sad that the industry is shut down over the AIDS scare....
DOtter
5 years, 2 months ago
You know, sung that way, "a porno" almost sounds like an Italian adjective. (According to Google Translate, it means, "in porn.")

*giggles* Waiter! I want the pollo fettuccine marinara a porno, per favore! (I wonder what I'd get, beyond a dirty look.)
asuraludu
5 years, 2 months ago
this is perfection.
Rakaziel
5 years, 2 months ago
Great rymes! xD
theonlyliverpoolninja
5 years, 2 months ago
Terribly good show old chap.
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