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Whippy

there is a snake in my garage...(edit: found it and chased it out)

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fuck fuck fuck.....
Okay..what the hell do I do? It's about as long as my arm. It's green with a blackish brownish pattern on it's back. I didn't get to look at it for very long before it slithered off beneath a pile of junk somewhere.

Edit, Okay I found it. It was hiding underneath a toolbox. It was actually rather small for a snake ^^; and afraid of the light apparently. I was able to nudge it outside. Hopefully it will stay away now.
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Added: 5 years, 2 months ago
 
xXArrowViperOrtonXx
5 years, 2 months ago
if the head is triangle shaped its poisonous
kiwakiwa
5 years, 2 months ago
o.O'
Rhuke
5 years, 2 months ago
put honey on the driveway and it'll go for that
Rally
5 years, 2 months ago
Call pest control!
Kaheiyattsu
5 years, 2 months ago
call animal control
kinshiratsuki
5 years, 2 months ago
it sound harmless because of the poison snake saying kinda sound liek a gardener
daemonicusprince
5 years, 2 months ago
Manly option: try to chop its head off with a shovel. (family did that once with a rattler and I was horrified)

My option: call pest control, ask them what they'd do.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
I was gonna go after it with a shovel but I can't find it where I saw it last. I know it came in here because it's getting cold outside again. *sighs* I'll call somebody.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 2 months ago
You kicked it out into the cold?  :(
Dajku
5 years, 2 months ago
call wild life control, or snake/pest control. do not try to touch it, by your description, sounds like a rat snake http://thesnakechaser.com/snakes/yellow_ratsnake_1.jpg
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
Nope, I got another look at it and chased it outside. It was black and had light colored yellowish brown stripes going across the width of it's body, not the length like in the pic you linked.
Rebbeca
5 years, 2 months ago
If you can, try to get it in the front yard then shoot it.
CharlesDragon
5 years, 2 months ago
Call Billy the Externmator for it and he will take care of it
AlexCoon
5 years, 2 months ago
call animal control
man, be carefull :S
JeffyCottonbun
5 years, 2 months ago
Dude, get out of there and call for help (pest control)
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
meep! I found it and chased it out. It's okay now ^^;
MrSOCKS
5 years, 2 months ago
From your description, it sounds like you have a Rocky Mountain Lapingobbler there.
Usually they're rather benign, but they get simply ravenous around rabbits. It's like they can smell them through walls and shit. And once they fix on a rabbit target, well that rabbit's as good at et, seeing as how dogged a stalker of anything rabbity a Rocky Mountain Lapingobbler is.
Otherwise, ignore it and it'll get bored and go away.
Unless, you know, you have anything even vaguely rabbit-related around...
kenji321
5 years, 2 months ago
Its after Looq lol.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
meeep ^^;
MrSOCKS
5 years, 2 months ago
Well, yeah. Lots of folks are...
Oh...oooh...! I see what you mean.
Uh-oh...!
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
Hush you! ^///^ Nah funny!
psychoticporcupine
5 years, 2 months ago
First a stoat now this!?
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
After thing is after a bunny lately meeep! ^/////^ I bet stoaty teamed up with that snake! :P
psychoticporcupine
5 years, 2 months ago
Shame shame we know his name! You just gotta stay under my quills and be safe! ^^
LittleOrion
5 years, 2 months ago
GRAB A SHOTGUN AND BLOW ITS MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OFF.
LittleOrion
5 years, 2 months ago
i mean, that's just the orion way of doing things.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
lol!! I found it and chased it out ^///^ If I had a shotgun yep! But it wasn't that big  ^///^
LittleOrion
5 years, 2 months ago
Luckilly in england we dont have things like this happen ><
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
lol...there's no snakes in the whole UK? Or no garages?
LittleOrion
5 years, 2 months ago
there are snakes but only in veryyyy certain areas, hardly any anywhere.
LittleFoxKit
5 years, 2 months ago
That would have been really scary. Eep. >_< I hate snakes. Glad you got it out.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
meeep! Me too ^///^
MystBunny
5 years, 2 months ago
" Okay..what the hell do I do?

Well it's always nice of a bunny to sprinkle himself with salt and pepper since snakes don't have hands.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
Rrrrr....*gives you a flat look* Bunny no like dis idea....
MystBunny
5 years, 2 months ago
Hehe well you don't have to LET him nom you, ^_^ but that won't stop him from trying, and at least you'll taste good if he catches you.
btw, yay for thumper icons ^_^
ElMatto
5 years, 2 months ago
Knowing me, I would've tried to capture it. I don't mind snakes too much. If it was a spider, burn the whole place down! At least it's gone now. ^^
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
Bwhaha! Oh god...I killed a spider that was the size of my hand right near the front door of this place once..
ElMatto
5 years, 2 months ago
Lol. Braver man than me! Only exception is Daddy Long Legs. They can't really do nothing to you except crawl on you, lol.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 2 months ago
I heard they are deadly.  :(
Baree
5 years, 2 months ago
Urban myth. They are pretty much harmless. They apparently can bite, but its poison is very weak, not at all dangerous to humans.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 2 months ago
Tell that to my sister.  :(
ElMatto
5 years, 2 months ago
Their teeth are too small to penetrate the skin so they can't do much.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 2 months ago
You can't count fetus size hands.
Nidon5
5 years, 2 months ago
If it happens again airhorns work. It will learn going in your garage will cause pain and wont come back.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
That's a good idea! I'll buy one of those ^^ Thanks!
Nidon5
5 years, 2 months ago
You're welcome.
TeaPartyRabbit
5 years, 2 months ago
Wouldn't that also give looq psychological trauma?  Every time he sees a snake, he will hear an air horn and see a snake when he hears an air horn?
Nidon5
5 years, 2 months ago
Not unless airhorns are unbelievably traumatizing for looq.
Whippy
5 years, 2 months ago
Only when unexpected XD Wouldn't a sudden unexpected ear piercing loud noise scare you too? :P
Nidon5
5 years, 2 months ago
Yes and it always will... (0_0)
ForeRest
5 years, 2 months ago
NUKE THE DAMN SNAKE I SAY, DOUBLE NUKE, TRIPLE NUKE, QUADRA NUKE, or even better PENTA NUKE THE FUC-KING SNAKE
Karuge
5 years, 2 months ago
Awrhhh, poor lil' snake just wanted some warmth from the cold x.=.x;;..but snakes plus houses tend to not mix, so i hope it just goes and hibernates somewhere better than your garage~
alistair
5 years, 2 months ago
Aw, so much snake hate goin' round!  Most snakes won't hurt you.  Glad it left safely.  : )
ordaa
5 years, 2 months ago
Sounds like a better experience than I had with the first reptile in my place. The cat decided to bring in a live lizard, tear off its tail and then leave the, now tailless, lizard right on my favorite sleeping pillow.
shadycat
5 years, 2 months ago
MichaelJBear
5 years, 2 months ago
http://qc.search.yahoo.com/search?p=colorado+snake&...

This might help you researching your snake li'l bro ... after you've change you pants :P
kiwakiwa
5 years, 2 months ago
You chased it out ?
wow.. you are like superheromaterial or someting similar..
filled with awesomejuice..
i would have just ran upstairs of the house and screamed like a little girl for a week..
maybe two...
<.<
DracoPotens
5 years, 2 months ago
Good job extirpating the little vermin.
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