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Coyote
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Commission: Prophecy's Big Solo by Danaume
 
Commission: Prophecy's Big Solo
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Commission: Prophecy's Big Solo by Danaume
 
 
Commission: Prophecy's Big Sol...
 
by Danaume
party boi by joykill
 
 
party boi
 
by joykill
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently.

Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo canines with my sensuous trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a rake and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mariners, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear.

I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat 400.

My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby-Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair.

While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid.

On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have even spoken with Elvis.

Currently however, I am a travelling installation tech for a PNW company.
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pokepony99
6 months ago
thanks for the watch! ^u^ *hugs tight*
TauMaxim
6 months ago
Thanks for watching :3
Bastion
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Thank you for watching me ^-^ *hugs*
DreamAndNightmare
6 months, 4 weeks ago
Thanks for the watch!
nelson88
2 years ago
Many thanx for the watch!^^
TerraMGP
2 years ago
Thank you for the watch. Sadly I doubt you will see anything new out of me after losing my special someone last year. but it is appreciated nonetheless.
ShrapnelShark
3 years ago
Thank you for the comment and watch <3
CLCoon
3 years ago
thx for the watch

but I am not active on this site with exclusive contests and offers. if you wanna get in on anything, please by all means

watch me on my FA
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/clcoon

thank you ;3
Dracolicoi
3 years ago
Thanks fur watching!!!
DizziMorhlis
3 years ago
SamWusky
5 years, 3 months ago
Thanks for watching :3
RavenWelesa
5 years, 3 months ago
Yeah, it was meant to be a bit emotional, and the scene was set perfectly thanks to the artist.  She does commissions too.
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